OMG. Has he always breathed like this and I’ve never noticed? It’s driving me absolutely insane. The worst of it is that he doesn’t know what I’m talking about. Says I’m hearing things. Yes dear... All I’m fucking hearing is your fucking breathing! How have his colleagues not throttled him? Is there a cure? Please don’t say I’ll be listening to this for all eternity.
We had an almighty row last night because DP snores like a bastard 747 on takeoff. I wake him up because he's woken me up, and then he goes mad. So my choices are, lie awake, have him mad at me and storm off to the sofa, or try to sleep on the sofa at 22 weeks pregnant (it's a very soft sofa so really uncomfortable for a heavy bump on one side).
Ear plugs don't drown it out but even if they did I'd be worried about not hearing DD on the monitor or my alarm at 6.30am.
We are moving to a bigger house soon but I don't WANT separate bedrooms; that doesn't feel like a relationship. But what else do you do?? ((