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AIBU to ask if any mumsnetters have had a vajacial?

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NotSuchASmugMarriedNow1 Sat 25-Nov-17 23:45:38

I'm really considering having one. Are they really a thing? I've got horrid small bumps and spots and ingrown hairs "down there" so was wondering if this might be a solution?


PumpkinSquash Sat 25-Nov-17 23:47:37

A what now??!! Sounds like a recipe for a nice bout of thrush to me!! Lol. Erm.... no.

MrsAJ27 Sat 25-Nov-17 23:50:58

Yuk...sounds gross

NotSuchASmugMarriedNow1 Sat 25-Nov-17 23:51:21

No recommendations then? Anyone know anywhere that does them?

AnneLovesGilbert Sat 25-Nov-17 23:52:13

You want a bottle of Tend Skin. It’s on Amazon, put it on with a cotton wool pad and the bumps literally go in a day or two.

TroubledTribble28 Sat 25-Nov-17 23:52:40

I can't say I've heard of them op but maybe try giving Brian from Hull a quick email?

HootieMcBoooob Sat 25-Nov-17 23:54:11

Personally I used bleach, a flamethrower & one of those ride on mowers that I pay a lower class gent to ride roughshod over my pubic thatch

TroubledTribble28 Sat 25-Nov-17 23:56:45

Hootie grin I laughed like a drain, cheers.

statetrooperstacey Sat 25-Nov-17 23:56:55

I think the solution is to probably just stop lookinsmile

paxillin Sat 25-Nov-17 23:57:31

I braid my foof hair, lasts for a month.

VivienneWestwoodsKnickers Sat 25-Nov-17 23:58:36

Another vote for a bottle of Tend Skin. Amazing stuff for ingrown hairs all over the body.

NotSuchASmugMarriedNow1 Sat 25-Nov-17 23:58:37

lol at you guys

i'm gonna try the tend skin. thanks. i've tried skin doctors ingrow go but that didn't do anything

Artificaltreel Sun 26-Nov-17 00:02:46

Sandpaper works for me.

crunchtime Sun 26-Nov-17 00:05:01

you see if you left your fanny alone you wouldn't have the bumps and the ingrown hair. pubic hair is there for a reason fgs!

SilenceIsBroken Sun 26-Nov-17 00:08:33

A luxuriant merkin hides a multitude of sins and saves on heating this time of year.

MrsAJ27 Sun 26-Nov-17 00:10:56

Crunchtime LOL grin

NotSuchASmugMarriedNow1 Sun 26-Nov-17 00:11:33

crunchtime i've never waxed or shaved my vagina - ingrown hairs and lumps and bumps happen to people who don't shave and wax as well as people who do.

CheckpointCharlie2 Sun 26-Nov-17 00:14:41

troubled haha!

pisacake Sun 26-Nov-17 00:16:04

if you identify as a man this won't happen.


Artificaltreel Sun 26-Nov-17 00:16:14

You need a black and decker sander. Smooths all the bumps.

AnneLovesGilbert Sun 26-Nov-17 00:20:39

I epilate and Tend Skin is the bomb.

paxillin Sun 26-Nov-17 00:20:47

A man foof needs vajacials, too. You are terfing, @pisacake grin.

MrsA2015 Sun 26-Nov-17 00:22:38

What on earth is it? Like someone actually with their face down there faffing about with your fanny?!

Artificaltreel Sun 26-Nov-17 00:25:53

Someone down there smoothing out the bumps? Fuck that shit.

Charolais Sun 26-Nov-17 00:27:11

Coarse grit sandpaper is a must for your sander.

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