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AIBU to just go to bed? The pizza will turn up....

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TheShortestGiraffe Sun 05-Nov-17 21:26:40

I've just remembered that 4 hours ago DS (2) wandered off with a frozen pizza while I was unpacking the shopping. It's out of its box but still in the plastic wrapper. Where the hell is it?!
If you were 2 where would you put a frozen pizza?

NeedMoreSleepOrSugar Sun 05-Nov-17 21:28:14

Does he have a toy oven? Falling that, under the sofa

Leeds2 Sun 05-Nov-17 21:29:07

In his bed. Or in the boot of his ride along.

rackelle Sun 05-Nov-17 21:29:11

If I were 2 I would definitely “post” it somewhere it just about fit! Behind the sofa, between the top of the DVD player and the cabinet etc
It’ll be fine, I’d go to bed! It will be fit for the bin but not rancid tomorrow!

Ameliablue Sun 05-Nov-17 21:29:47

In a drawer or in a bag.

Starlight2345 Sun 05-Nov-17 21:30:27

Washing machine . Anything with a slot in it somewhere to post

SpringSnowdrop Sun 05-Nov-17 21:33:06

That is funny. I’d try the bath?

StandardNameHere Sun 05-Nov-17 21:34:06

Its gone, accept the loss.
Toddlers have perfected the skill of hiding things, it almost matches the skill my husband has mastered of not seeing mess.
You could give him your keys and follow him to see where he hides them, he may lead you to the missing pizza grin

EB123 Sun 05-Nov-17 21:34:17

Out of the letterbox? Mine loved doing that. My toddler likes posting stuff behind the sofa or underneath it too.

Ohdearducks Sun 05-Nov-17 21:38:02

Check the chairs under your dining table if you have one.
Under the sofa, toy box, under beds, tumblr dryer, washing machine.
Oh and actually inside beds too, I’ve found many a hidden treasure between the sheets courtesy of DD 17 months 🤗

jaseyraex Sun 05-Nov-17 21:38:59

Definitely check beds, under sofas, in drawers. Failing that, probably in the smallest slot possible somewhere it just about fit! My toddler once stole teabags without me noticing when unpacking shopping. I thought they hadn't been delivered and phoned asda, got refund for missing teabags. Put toddler for his nap in the afternoon and they were in his bloody bed!

TheShortestGiraffe Sun 05-Nov-17 21:52:36

Having searched thoroughly the entire downstairs of the house, I gave up.
Walking upstairs, I realised that we ate that pizza tonight. blush

I'm not even particularly sleep deprived.

tigerdriverII Sun 05-Nov-17 21:53:19


HidingBehindTheWallpaper Sun 05-Nov-17 21:53:39

Under the sofa cushions.

HidingBehindTheWallpaper Sun 05-Nov-17 21:54:05

Cross post.

Oh dear.

Candlelight234 Sun 05-Nov-17 21:55:19


Starlight2345 Sun 05-Nov-17 21:55:22

That is one of the funniest updates I have ever read 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

Letmesleepalready Sun 05-Nov-17 21:55:40

Hahaha grin

catsanddogsfightless Sun 05-Nov-17 21:55:59

Oh dear. Long day it seems. Get some rest. X

ItsNachoCheese Sun 05-Nov-17 21:56:49

Out the letterbox would be my ds's hidey hole of choice or down the back of the radiator

ItsNachoCheese Sun 05-Nov-17 21:57:59

grin at your update though haha

TheShortestGiraffe Sun 05-Nov-17 21:58:49

Glad to have provided a laugh smile.
Slightly concerned about my short term memory.

whatashower Sun 05-Nov-17 21:58:49

Top (very short) thread. Thank you for the chuckle OP.

ThreeFish Sun 05-Nov-17 21:59:48

Lol, I love that you updated.
Get some sleep. 😄

mumsiedarlingrevolta Sun 05-Nov-17 22:01:13

In my house if it's not written on a post it and put on kitchen cupboard it will not happen...

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