AIBU to think my kids are party poopers!

[BackBoiler]

One wants to go trick or treating as Batman, one in a pink! pirate dress and the other has made a 'Bendy' mask (don't ask). None of them will let me go near them with the face paint!

Boo! Mardy kids!

[Hillarious]

I with your kids on this. I hate Halloween.

[Ausparent]

My kids have never agreed to face painting. I always thought it was sad until I went to a friend's house and saw the massive stain on the sofa from where one of her kids smeared a grease-painted face on it! Now i am quite grateful!

[ILookedintheWater]

I had never heard of Bendy until one of our friends' DCs turned up as him at the weekend. I thought it was Corky (Auld Gimmer that I am). He had facepaint on underneath though so when he got too hot he could take him mask off!

[BluthsFrozenBananas]

Well I don’t want to sound all gloaty...but as soon as DD gets home from school she’ll be straight into costume, hair and makeup. We’re going with a creepy broken doll theme this year.

[ILookedintheWater]

Can you not paint a pink eyemask on the pirate?

[ILookedintheWater]

eyepatch, not mask!

[toffee1000]

Jesus let them dress up how they want! Don't force them to wear make up if they don't want it.

[ReallyBigTable]

We have a Bendy here too

[BackBoiler]

Toffee I am only joking. I couldn't force them to do anything even if I tried my hardest.

You can tell who my kids are at school on dress up days....the ones in their normal school uniform.

[toffee1000]

Ooh ok.
At least they actually want to dress up somewhat, if they're usually in uniform on mufti days... see it as progress!

[Fuckoffee]

Mine won't even dress up! And they detest fireworks. They are a real barrel of laughs at this time of the year!

[BackBoiler]

Ahhh Fuckoffee how do you cope!

I am the twat sat here with a green face with a wart painted on the end of her nose at 3.30pm!

[DaisysStew]

My little brother used to hate stuff like that. We have a great picture of him crying painted up like a tiger 🐯 😭... he's 21 now and hates that photo!

My ds has a skeleton costume but won't let me paint his face either - spoil sport.