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To apologise to you all for not being Harry Styles

63 replies

forceofhabitandnotneed · 31/10/2017 10:22

I realise I must look like a hideous sack of shit next to that puppy-eyed paragon of modern manhood, so I'm truly sorry. Despite being over 40 and considerably overweight, I shall try to be more like him in future.

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64BooLane · 31/10/2017 10:24

Eh?

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PsychoPumpkin · 31/10/2017 10:26

Harry Styles is not at all my type, his hair is too floppy.

There’s a lid for every pot, OP, don’t dispair.

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OuchLegoHurts · 31/10/2017 10:28

???

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araiwa · 31/10/2017 10:38

General reminder- dont smoke crack kids

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Wightintheghoulies · 31/10/2017 10:43

I don't care you don't look like Harry Styles, he's not my type (and I highly doubt I'm his).

You could apologise for all men not looking like Chris Pratt though (either dad-bod or Guardians Greek-sculpture CP, I'm not fussy he's gorgeous either way).

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PsychoPumpkin · 31/10/2017 10:45

Ooh I agree about Chris Pratt but I prefer him on the slightly chubbier side Grin

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ShowOfHands · 31/10/2017 10:45

Have you asked yourself what Bono would do?

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BriechonCheese · 31/10/2017 10:46

Step away from the glue.

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TacoFlavouredKisses · 31/10/2017 10:46

Your post history is strange OP.

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MrMeeseekscando · 31/10/2017 10:47

Harry Styles is not on my list...
What a strange post!

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SistersOfPercy · 31/10/2017 10:49

If you could be more like James Hatfield for me, growl a lot, play guitar, that would be appreciated.

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BrieAndChilli · 31/10/2017 10:49

Harry styles is a bit too metro for me. I prefer a bit manlier! Not someone who’s more likely to use my hair products and make Up than me!!
He doesn’t look like he could grow any stubble!

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MrMeeseekscando · 31/10/2017 10:51

I'm with sistersofpercy !
I'd like an Eddie Vedder though. Grin

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DJBaggySmalls · 31/10/2017 10:52

ShowOfHands Grin

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DJBaggySmalls · 31/10/2017 10:53

Harry Styles...isnt he the teenybopper that was hit in the nadgers by a can of pop?

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IfYouGoDownToTheWoodsToday · 31/10/2017 10:54

You poor thing.

When every other man in the world looks like Harry, you must stick out like a sore thumb Sad

Have you tried a paper bag, carefully placed over the head?

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GetOutOfMYGarden · 31/10/2017 10:54

He's a beautiful man and very kind to boot. Gave me one of my best tips when he came into a place I used to work Grin

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Namechangetempissue · 31/10/2017 10:56

Harry Styles looks about 14.
YABU to want to look like him, unless you are in fact, 14.

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PricillaQueenOfTheDesert · 31/10/2017 10:57

Oh grow up! What a pathetic attention grabbing post from someone who is over 40.

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TheWickedWitchofWestYorkshire · 31/10/2017 10:57

You start these weird, cryptic posts and never come back to them. Why?

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JackieMac77 · 31/10/2017 10:59

Not remotely bothered that you're not Harry Styles, but please could you try and be a bit more Gerard Butler as he's 40+ and carries a few extra Lbs? Please note; I said Gerard Butler not Gerard Depardieu! Grin

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LagunaBubbles · 31/10/2017 10:59

Weird initial post. Note: it's not funny, big or clever.

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Butterymuffin · 31/10/2017 11:03

You're in luck, OP. I didn't come onto Mumsnet this morning hoping Harry Styles would be here. So I'm not disappointed. Crack on!

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forceofhabitandnotneed · 31/10/2017 11:04

Sorry, I was being flippant! He does make me feel a touch inadequate, though.

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differenteverytime · 31/10/2017 11:05

Pffff. Nasty, choosy women, are 'we all'?

Who are 'we all', anyway? The users of MN? I don't come on here to check people out, so what you look like is irrelevant to me. There's nobody in the world that I require to look like Harry Styles, apart from HS himself, and he probably has that covered regardless of my opinion.

If by 'you all' you mean 'women in general', then there are no 'women in general'.

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