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To apologise to you all for not being Harry Styles

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forceofhabitandnotneed Tue 31-Oct-17 10:22:29

I realise I must look like a hideous sack of shit next to that puppy-eyed paragon of modern manhood, so I'm truly sorry. Despite being over 40 and considerably overweight, I shall try to be more like him in future.

64BooLane Tue 31-Oct-17 10:24:55

Eh?

PsychoPumpkin Tue 31-Oct-17 10:26:52

Harry Styles is not at all my type, his hair is too floppy.

There’s a lid for every pot, OP, don’t dispair.

OuchLegoHurts Tue 31-Oct-17 10:28:01

???

araiwa Tue 31-Oct-17 10:38:10

General reminder- dont smoke crack kids

Wightintheghoulies Tue 31-Oct-17 10:43:34

I don't care you don't look like Harry Styles, he's not my type (and I highly doubt I'm his).

You could apologise for all men not looking like Chris Pratt though (either dad-bod or Guardians Greek-sculpture CP, I'm not fussy he's gorgeous either way).

PsychoPumpkin Tue 31-Oct-17 10:45:26

Ooh I agree about Chris Pratt but I prefer him on the slightly chubbier side grin

ShowOfHands Tue 31-Oct-17 10:45:45

Have you asked yourself what Bono would do?

BriechonCheese Tue 31-Oct-17 10:46:03

Step away from the glue.

TacoFlavouredKisses Tue 31-Oct-17 10:46:07

Your post history is strange OP.

MrMeeseekscando Tue 31-Oct-17 10:47:39

Harry Styles is not on my list...
What a strange post!

SistersOfPercy Tue 31-Oct-17 10:49:05

If you could be more like James Hatfield for me, growl a lot, play guitar, that would be appreciated.

BrieAndChilli Tue 31-Oct-17 10:49:19

Harry styles is a bit too metro for me. I prefer a bit manlier! Not someone who’s more likely to use my hair products and make Up than me!!
He doesn’t look like he could grow any stubble!

MrMeeseekscando Tue 31-Oct-17 10:51:21

I'm with sistersofpercy !
I'd like an Eddie Vedder though. grin

DJBaggySmalls Tue 31-Oct-17 10:52:36

ShowOfHands grin

DJBaggySmalls Tue 31-Oct-17 10:53:08

Harry Styles...isnt he the teenybopper that was hit in the nadgers by a can of pop?

IfYouGoDownToTheWoodsToday Tue 31-Oct-17 10:54:30

You poor thing.

When every other man in the world looks like Harry, you must stick out like a sore thumb sad

Have you tried a paper bag, carefully placed over the head?

GetOutOfMYGarden Tue 31-Oct-17 10:54:45

He's a beautiful man and very kind to boot. Gave me one of my best tips when he came into a place I used to work grin

Namechangetempissue Tue 31-Oct-17 10:56:20

Harry Styles looks about 14.
YABU to want to look like him, unless you are in fact, 14.

PricillaQueenOfTheDesert Tue 31-Oct-17 10:57:57

Oh grow up! What a pathetic attention grabbing post from someone who is over 40.

TheWickedWitchofWestYorkshire Tue 31-Oct-17 10:57:58

You start these weird, cryptic posts and never come back to them. Why?

JackieMac77 Tue 31-Oct-17 10:59:10

Not remotely bothered that you're not Harry Styles, but please could you try and be a bit more Gerard Butler as he's 40+ and carries a few extra Lbs? Please note; I said Gerard Butler not Gerard Depardieu! grin

LagunaBubbles Tue 31-Oct-17 10:59:29

Weird initial post. Note: it's not funny, big or clever.

Butterymuffin Tue 31-Oct-17 11:03:00

You're in luck, OP. I didn't come onto Mumsnet this morning hoping Harry Styles would be here. So I'm not disappointed. Crack on!

forceofhabitandnotneed Tue 31-Oct-17 11:04:03

Sorry, I was being flippant! He does make me feel a touch inadequate, though.

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