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cakesandphotos Thu 26-Oct-17 22:49:08

Pulled back my duvet. Massive spider scurried across my sheet. I screamed, cat flew out of his dirty laundry bed and DH looked horrified.
We have to move don’t we? To a hermetically sealed box in the arctic. I’m probably lying right where it rubbed its willy angry

SavageCabbage Thu 26-Oct-17 22:50:55

My friend once buttoned one inside of her duvet cover and it woke her up. It was in Australia so it was as big as her head.

NancyDonahue Thu 26-Oct-17 22:52:51

Is it still in the house?!

SD1978 Thu 26-Oct-17 22:56:39

Be careful. If it’s rubbed it’s willy on your sheets, which is inevitable, you may also be pregnant. Good luck OP. House should be burned, and regular pregnancy tests taken. If you start hanging around on walls then you know the answer.....😁

gobster Thu 26-Oct-17 22:59:00

Awww my cat (sadly was killed) used to love the dirty laundry basket to sleep

But back to the spider, it’ll be two dancing on ceiling so where else now watching 😜

crazycatlady5 Thu 26-Oct-17 23:00:38

@SavageCabbage see this is why I cannot imagine going to Australia. Not missing out much am I?

speakout Thu 26-Oct-17 23:01:29

In the average house you are never more than a few feet from a spider.
They live everywhere, in sofas, under furniture.

Live and let live, My house has spiders everywhere right now.

Telstar99 Thu 26-Oct-17 23:08:56

Burn the house down. shock

cakesandphotos Thu 26-Oct-17 23:09:31

SD1978 I’m already pregnant (by DH, not terrifying spider) does that make me immune to spider impegnation??

SD1978 Fri 27-Oct-17 01:53:26

Nope. Now you will have twins. Congratulations. Although one will have more legs than the other. 😷

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