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SarahHagan Thu 26-Oct-17 21:25:09

I came home from work unexpectedly early a couple of days ago, and caught my husband polishing his flute in the living room. He's apologised, and said that he didn't think anybody would be home at that time. Well I was! I just don't know what to think. We've not really discussed it.

Belleoftheball8 Thu 26-Oct-17 21:25:41

😂

hesterton Thu 26-Oct-17 21:26:59

Perhaps try strumming your harp there next time he's ok. Or tuning your castinets.

Whambarsarentasfizzyastheywere Thu 26-Oct-17 21:27:12

Could have been worse, one of the neighbours could have been blowing his trumpet.

hesterton Thu 26-Oct-17 21:27:36

Next time he's out...

LaurieFairyCake Thu 26-Oct-17 21:28:12

Tell him you’d prefer he wanks in the bedroom or the bathroom

No one wants a spunky sofa or a spunky glass coffee table

DenPerry Thu 26-Oct-17 21:28:16

Just be glad it wasn't someone elses flute wink

allegretto Thu 26-Oct-17 21:28:31

Whambars
gringringrin

CardsforKittens Thu 26-Oct-17 21:28:41

As long as he doesn't get flute polish all over the sofa I'm not sure what the problem is.

sunshineintheclouds Thu 26-Oct-17 21:28:51

shock where was he planning on doing his big finale!!!

Santawontbelong Thu 26-Oct-17 21:29:38

Curtains open or closed?

SarahHagan Thu 26-Oct-17 21:37:39

Hi Santa the curtains were open. It was the middle of the day.

PelvicFloorClenchReminder Thu 26-Oct-17 21:54:51

I hope he didn't spill his brasso.

tigercub50 Thu 26-Oct-17 21:56:24

Whambars that’s very funny!

tigercub50 Thu 26-Oct-17 21:57:49

I have been known to have the odd “ pleasurable moment” in daylight hours but I do at least draw the curtains!

WildBluebelles Thu 26-Oct-17 22:00:38

'Polishing his flute'?

Theweasleytwins Thu 26-Oct-17 22:03:30

Oh I thought you meant he was literally polishing a fluteblush

Gazelda Thu 26-Oct-17 22:13:16

Why are you upset OP?

ProfessorCat Thu 26-Oct-17 22:18:00

So?

NancyDonahue Thu 26-Oct-17 22:18:15

As long as it saves you from polishing it I can't see the problem grin

Insomnibrat Thu 26-Oct-17 22:20:15

I have a saxophone.

Can't play it....

scottishdiem Thu 26-Oct-17 22:20:44

Why are you upset? Wanking is a normal thing to do. If no-one can easily seen in the room he was doing it in, then there is no problem surely?

Booboobooboo84 Thu 26-Oct-17 22:21:09

Maybe he left the curtains open in the hope someone would catch his performance?

Insomnibrat Thu 26-Oct-17 22:22:07

Was he watching porn or Ann Hegarty whilst polishing his flute? I kind of feel we need more context.

iklboo Thu 26-Oct-17 22:22:59

Next door is always having a twang on his ukulele when his wife is out.

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