I hate scatter cushions...even the name scatter is vile. I know that they maketh a bedroom look cosy, but "public place" scatter cushions; those on a hotel bed...well I can't help thinking that some naked person has used it in a "peekaboo' type way to cover their money-maker, or rested their lice-infested head on them.
And don't get me started on the 'throw' at the bottom of the bed... I always think that the person before me has just either had sex on the sexy-fur-throw OR just done it AND wiped their knob on it...just because they can OR crawled 'pubically' over it, in a sex-kittenish way...
Obv. I have an over active imagination, watched too many US dramas but dear reader...when do they ever get washed????
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furcoatandnoknickers · 26/10/2017 16:37
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