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To make DH tile the wall since he stuck sandwiches on them?

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SlipperySuspect Wed 25-Oct-17 17:00:57

The kitchen has needed a complete refurb for years now. Anyway at weekend DH launches chocolate sandwiches at the walls so the bread stuck on impact. He left it over night and then next morning the marks from the chocolate won't come off. So ... nows as good a time as any to start the refurb right?

YawningHippo Wed 25-Oct-17 17:04:10

I'm sorry? Launched sandwiches?


PickAChew Wed 25-Oct-17 17:05:15

I wouldn't let someone so immature anywhere near a DIY job.

StillStayingClassySanDiego Wed 25-Oct-17 17:06:04

Why waste sandwiches, was it Nutella?

tigerdriverII Wed 25-Oct-17 17:06:39

Is that you, Sharon?

Santawontbelong Wed 25-Oct-17 17:06:42

If he launched sandwiches in a temper then launch him. .
If there is a logical explanation for food fights in your kitchen please enlighten us. .

SlipperySuspect Wed 25-Oct-17 17:07:08

It was asdas own Nutella. I have no idea why he did it. Showing off in front of his mate probably, I can't even be arsed to get into it with him.

Mrsemcgregor Wed 25-Oct-17 17:07:17

Wasp on the window ledge?

Believeitornot Wed 25-Oct-17 17:07:32

Why would anyone above the age of 8 actually do that?

QOD Wed 25-Oct-17 17:07:48

Quick- go and check if he’s t rexing in the aisle

OutnumberedbyFurchesters Wed 25-Oct-17 17:08:30

Why was he launching sandwiches at the walls? How did they stick to the wall, were they just pieces of chocolatey bread?

Why did he not remove them? Why are you allowing this man to do any DIY? Why is this acceptable behaviour at all? hmm

YawningHippo Wed 25-Oct-17 17:08:53

Wasting Nutella.

Leave him. Pack a bag and leave now.

Dabitdontrubit Wed 25-Oct-17 17:09:02

Can't offer any advice really...

He sounds like a bit of a knob!

(Though I'm sure he's not, but he made the mess, he can clean it up)

blueskyinmarch Wed 25-Oct-17 17:10:46

I am a little bemused that grown man would choose to throw sandwiches at a wall. I would not be living with such a person never mind planning a kitchen refurb with him.

5foot5 Wed 25-Oct-17 17:21:08

Is that you, Sharon?
Quick- go and check if he’s t rexing in the aisle

grin You all beat me to it!

Fernanie Wed 25-Oct-17 17:21:48

Was his mate suitably impressed?
Also wtf is in chocolate spread that it leaves indelible marks on a wall? I would have thought it would just wipe off..?? confused

FrancisCrawford Wed 25-Oct-17 17:22:27

Why would an adult “show off” by throwing food around?

Buggeritimgettingup Wed 25-Oct-17 17:24:08

Ooh lcikable tiles he's a genius!

ToadTheVampireThreadKiller Wed 25-Oct-17 17:24:19

Also wtf is in chocolate spread that it leaves indelible marks on a wall? I would have thought it would just wipe off..??

Palm oil, unfortunately.

Santawontbelong Wed 25-Oct-17 17:29:11

Ah it wasn't proper Nutella. .
Don't blame him.

Mummyoflittledragon Wed 25-Oct-17 17:30:44

<scratches head>

I thought marriage to a minor was illegal in this country.

Yes deffo time for a refurb.

LuluJakey1 Wed 25-Oct-17 17:32:13

Is he DH or DS?

NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom Wed 25-Oct-17 17:35:13

Yeah because that's just the sort of thing grown men are impressed at thlhmm

cordeliavorkosigan Wed 25-Oct-17 17:41:48

love a t-rex thread, can this be a t-rex thread?
your dh sounds a bit immature for diy, it's true.

InsomniacAnonymous Wed 25-Oct-17 17:54:51

What a weird thread. Why would anyone, let alone a grown man "show off" by throwing sandwiches at the wall? Also, they can't have been sandwiches if they stuck. They must have been bread covered with chocolate spread. It's all too bizarre. It sounds like something unsupervised toddlers would do.

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