DS was a terrible biter, that child needed a muzzle. Know what draws attention to someone breastfeeding? When that someone suddenly squeals and helps "teeth!". I did try to shriek discretely but the little toad enjoyed the element of surprise too much.
Vomming while feeding is like sticking your thumb into a running tap. It gets everywhere.
Youngest DD likes to ping my bra straps. She also likes to do this thing where her little arm will flop backwards and back and back and back until it's fully extended then she'll swing it forwards with all her little might and - crack - slaps me across the chops.