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To want to get my entire boob out and breastfeed whilst wearing pyjamas to breakfast in a hotel.

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SmileEachDay Tue 24-Oct-17 21:03:20

Just...the JUDGEMENT. shock

<I know HQ but I just can’t BEAR IT>

ThroughThickAndThin01 Tue 24-Oct-17 21:04:05

Why would you want to.

ChanandlerBongsNeighbour Tue 24-Oct-17 21:04:47


Sparklingbrook Tue 24-Oct-17 21:04:53

You may as well. Make sure it's a hotel at Disney too.

myrtleWilson Tue 24-Oct-17 21:05:00

But what will you be wearing on your feet?

monkeysox Tue 24-Oct-17 21:05:04

I'm coming too. I'll bring my toilet brush grin

Beek84 Tue 24-Oct-17 21:05:37


MotherOfBeagles Tue 24-Oct-17 21:05:41

Monkey you beat me to it. Am I the only one who thinks there needs to be a toilet brush emoji on mumsnet?

SleightOfMind Tue 24-Oct-17 21:05:51

While letting the toddler run around the dining room and the oldest watch the iPad, with no headphones.

QuiteChic Tue 24-Oct-17 21:06:15

Question is - would you be wearing slippers - and would they be furry ?

Sparklingbrook Tue 24-Oct-17 21:06:40

While your teenagers pickpocket all the other diners.

RedBullBlood Tue 24-Oct-17 21:06:49

Could you manage to have a fag afterwards?

NoCryLilSoftSoft Tue 24-Oct-17 21:06:49

grin as long as you park across 4 P&T parking spaces whilst you’re there.

Ttbb Tue 24-Oct-17 21:07:02

Make sure that you make a few very loud judgemental comments about other patrons to your dining partner while you are there.

ICJump Tue 24-Oct-17 21:08:09

Only if you are having a wine while doing it.

SmileEachDay Tue 24-Oct-17 21:08:19


And I’ll take up smoking specifically for the event.

Thiswitcheshatisnotmine Tue 24-Oct-17 21:09:48

Ha! Do it! Touch some babies in their prams as well.

juneybean Tue 24-Oct-17 21:09:57


MirandaWest Tue 24-Oct-17 21:11:34

Drinking fruit shoots

DancingLedge Tue 24-Oct-17 21:11:39

And I'll talk to everyone's children, just like we're all human beings

Sparklingbrook Tue 24-Oct-17 21:12:43

Don't forget to make up a full packed lunch for the whole family from the breakfast buffet including loading all the fruit bowl into your pockets.

KungFuPandaWorksOut16 Tue 24-Oct-17 21:13:11

Will there be menancing teenagers trick or treating early at the hotel?

WhatwouldAryado Tue 24-Oct-17 21:13:48

Don't forget to trick or treat on the way

viques Tue 24-Oct-17 21:15:24

what are you going to do with your very happy dog? as I see it you have three options

1. Dog in basket, brought to dining room , basket placed on chair, dog given own plate of breakfast buffet and fed by hand This will not work if dog is bigger than a yorkie.

2. dog in car. for this to work car must be parked in front of dining room window so that you are aware of all the fuss before you go storming out effing and blinding that the dog is fine....

3. dog in room, left alone to own devices until discovered by chambermaid having ripped soft furnishings to shreds.

RedBullBlood Tue 24-Oct-17 21:15:54

Can the baby have a jojo bow and a pink frilly dress? And be a boy?

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