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Mens pissing pissing me off

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grannysmiff Tue 24-Oct-17 19:10:15

1. Men (even otherwise well mannered ones) piss in the street sometimes because theyre just absolutely dying or caught short. Why arent we allowed to do this? A woman squatting covered by a skirt or coat would have no less privacy.
So either its that theyre so non sacrificing they can't be fucked holding it in, or our society is skewed to think its unladylike fpr us.

2. Toilet paper - men dont wipe. Why? There are still going to be some drops left. Or why dont women not wipe? Whats the difference between a man shaking himself vaguely dry and a woman doing the same?

Bambamber Tue 24-Oct-17 19:12:16

I have seen many a female pissing in the street after a night out on the town. And some men do in fact wipe :-/

NotAgainYoda Tue 24-Oct-17 19:17:58

Men pissing in the street is disgusting. It irks me even more because they rarely have to queue for toilets in public places like we do

sayyouwill Tue 24-Oct-17 19:18:53

Men aren't allowed to piss in the street anymore than women are... it's just easier and quicker for them to do it so they don't get caught (as much).

NotAgainYoda Tue 24-Oct-17 19:20:16

Women pissing in the street is not nice either, but I've not seen it as much

ChaChaChaCh4nges Tue 24-Oct-17 19:20:17

Samuel Pepys’ diary includes descriptions of his wife peeing in the street. So it clearly used to happen, historically. I’d guess that changed in the Victorian era when corsets and bustles would have made squatting impossible. But that’s only a guess.

PinkHeart5914 Tue 24-Oct-17 19:21:57

I’ve seen plenty of women do this on a night out and it’s disgusting regardless of if you have a vagina or cock.

I don’t think either are ‘allowed’ to its just men can be more discreet about it but it’s still gross

thecanaries Tue 24-Oct-17 19:48:28

Just asked my husband if he wipes his willy. He said "no I just shake it"

Jeeeez. No words.

sharklovers Tue 24-Oct-17 20:20:36

I’d seriously worry about a bloke wiping his cock, in a similar vein to men who always sit down to pee.

Ijustlovefood Tue 24-Oct-17 20:22:53

I told a bloke off for pissing in the street

silverbell64 Tue 24-Oct-17 20:25:07

I have been known to piss round a corner or two if desperate.

OrlandoMusc Tue 24-Oct-17 20:29:06

I’d seriously worry about a bloke wiping his cock

I don't know what DH does, he's never asked me to watch. Should I worry still?

Honestly though, shaking just screams droplets. My toothbrush is in that room!

FrogsLegs31 Tue 24-Oct-17 20:29:34

Giving a willy a shake to empty it is easy and quick. No idea how I would shake my fanny flaps dry if I tried... more droplets are unavoidably going to remain as a result of female physiology.

You can’t be annoyed at men for that.

OrlandoMusc Tue 24-Oct-17 20:29:57

I have been known to piss round a corner or two if desperate.
I read that wrong, wondered if it was the same as throwing your voice.

silverbell64 Tue 24-Oct-17 20:31:09

grin

SkaPunkPrincess Tue 24-Oct-17 20:31:30

Are you experiencing an abnormal amount of his OP?
I don't understand the question

MongerTruffle Tue 24-Oct-17 20:33:27

My toothbrush is in that room!
I hope you close the toilet lid when you flush.

OrlandoMusc Tue 24-Oct-17 20:35:34

Honestly, 100% yes Monger. shudder

HashtagTired Tue 24-Oct-17 20:37:58

I’d seriously worry about a bloke wiping his cock

If I were a man, I’d wipe. Why not?

ThroughThickAndThin01 Tue 24-Oct-17 20:39:56

DH wipes.

I pee behind a bush when we're out.

A bloody non thread. Next.

ThroughThickAndThin01 Tue 24-Oct-17 20:40:57

And my DH sits down to pee. Bingo! shark 😀

IdaDown Tue 24-Oct-17 20:44:11

I’ve just asked DH.

He wipes at home and shakes when using a urinal.

<every day is an education>

Smallpotatolove Tue 24-Oct-17 20:45:30

My DH sits down and wipes and has taught our sons to do the same. It's just considerate is it not? No wee splashes in my house!
I have also been known to wee in a bush if caught short so as long as it's done discreetly I don't have a problem with blokes doing it.

ThroughThickAndThin01 Tue 24-Oct-17 20:45:39

Yes I don't think you'd wipe at a urinal.

MamaOfTwos Tue 24-Oct-17 20:46:01

My DH wipes and I've pissed at the side of the A14... hope that evens the odds

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