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AWBU if we have sex tonight

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humpbackwhale Sun 22-Oct-17 00:14:59

Husband has a sperm analysis on Monday. Leaflet says "try not to have any sexual activity 3 days before your appointment". We're horny. WWYD?

DJBaggySmallpox Sun 22-Oct-17 00:15:58

Dont do it, it will mess up the results confused

MissConductUS Sun 22-Oct-17 00:18:15

Have him take care of you however you like. He's going to have to wait or the test will come in too low.

justdontevenfuckingstart Sun 22-Oct-17 00:18:21

Well if you're having a sperm analysis on Monday it must be for a pretty important reason, so maybe follow the advice.

Sparklingbrook Sun 22-Oct-17 00:18:40

The leaflet seems pretty clear to me.

Isadora2007 Sun 22-Oct-17 00:19:35

Control yourselves surely?

humpbackwhale Sun 22-Oct-17 00:19:39

boooooo drunk me is trying to find a loophole

Newtothis2017 Sun 22-Oct-17 00:19:40

Which is more important?

abigamarone Sun 22-Oct-17 00:21:46

So horny that you're on mumsnet?

khajiit13 Sun 22-Oct-17 00:23:10

Eh? Go to sleep.

MissConductUS Sun 22-Oct-17 00:23:51

Tell him to take one for the team and get busy, if you know what I mean.

Justanothernap Sun 22-Oct-17 00:23:56

Well you don't have sperm to analyse so you're ok. Your partner might have to take one for the team though so to speak. How's that for a loop hole?

FeelingAggrieved Sun 22-Oct-17 00:24:15

What loophole are you hoping to find?

DixieNormas Sun 22-Oct-17 00:24:44

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justdontevenfuckingstart Sun 22-Oct-17 00:29:01

Have a cuddle without the sharing stories that you aren't going to get.

Isadora2007 Sun 22-Oct-17 00:30:28

If it helps any I just had several on your behalf... 😉

DixieNormas Sun 22-Oct-17 00:46:48

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GrimDamnFanjo Sun 22-Oct-17 00:47:38

biscuit seriously ?

Awwlookatmybabyspider Sun 22-Oct-17 01:01:23

It Makes not one iota of difference to me whether you shag tonight or not.. Your sex life is the least of my worries.
I still have to pay my mortgage.
However you know the advice you've been given, but you're a big girl and he's a boy, so its your choice

JemimaLovesHamble Sun 22-Oct-17 01:05:28

As long as this isn't being done on the NHS, go for it. But if it is, you'd either have to tell them that you couldn't resist fiddling with each other and can you please have another try on us, or just accept that your test results may be worthless but pretend they are accurate. Is it worth it?

nevereverever83 Sun 22-Oct-17 01:13:23

the loophole you're looking for is called cunnilingus

nocoolnamesleft Sun 22-Oct-17 01:47:24

It doesn't matter which loophole he ejaculates into, it'll bugger up the test results.

BaconAndBees Sun 22-Oct-17 01:49:57


BertieBotts Sun 22-Oct-17 02:26:16

He can't wank either. No. Stay chaste grin

And don't let him sort you out either. DH tried that, he thought it was a brilliant trick. No. Blue balls are real and he spent much of the next day whimpering in a cold bath.

SashaFiercesMum Sun 22-Oct-17 02:29:17

Nevereverever star

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