Talk

Advanced search

Weird AIBU (sorry) you shouldn't spray deodorant in someone's belly button?

(28 Posts)
wetpumpkins Sat 21-Oct-17 12:39:52

Should you? Could this not be dangerous?

Phosphorus Sat 21-Oct-17 12:42:18

How would it be dangerous?

Your navel isn't a route to your intestines or anything. grin

DJBaggySmallpox Sat 21-Oct-17 12:45:01

I think you are thinking of newborns smile
Get a mirror and have a good look inside your belly button. Its a small pocket of skin that collects fluff, and its closed off from your insides.

Its a different case with newborns, theirs is still capable pf passing an infection inside. Once its healed over, its fine.

wetpumpkins Sat 21-Oct-17 12:45:15

Ok then! Relieved! grin

PantPlot Sat 21-Oct-17 12:45:46

Nobody needs to be spraying deodorant into no belly buttons, no how no way.

No.

arsenalwatford Sat 21-Oct-17 12:46:13

hmm

JesusInTheCabbageVan Sat 21-Oct-17 12:47:30

I would be unnerved, but would not fear for my life.

insancerre Sat 21-Oct-17 12:47:48

Lol
what on earth are you doing op?

kaytee87 Sat 21-Oct-17 12:48:34

Weird thread grin

Trills Sat 21-Oct-17 12:48:58

Not without their permission, no.

wetpumpkins Sat 21-Oct-17 12:49:25

I know!! Teenage boys ... grin

Wightintheghoulies Sat 21-Oct-17 12:53:49

Your navel isn't a route to your intestines or anything

No, but I did learn the other day that your belly button is apparently connected to your bladder. That's why it feels weird to touch it, it makes the brain think you want to pee (or something).

You obviously can't make your wee smell nicer by Lynx-ing your belly button though...

viques Sat 21-Oct-17 12:56:03

Doesn't spraying deodorant into your belly button make the champagne and strawberries taste odd?

Mummyoflittledragon Sat 21-Oct-17 13:06:38

I can confirm our skin is water proof. grin

lazarusb Sat 21-Oct-17 13:15:38

I once knew a woman in her 20s, mother of a child, that thought if you got your belly button pierced it would stop you having children. I explained very nicely why that was incorrect and not a reliable method of contraception.

InsomniacAnonymous Sat 21-Oct-17 13:16:13

What did you think could happen, OP?

InsomniacAnonymous Sat 21-Oct-17 13:17:12

lazarusb WTF? How the hell can anyone be that thick? Did you ask her why she thought that?

Notso Sat 21-Oct-17 13:19:04

Not sure about deodorant but I did once fill my sisters belly button up with fairy liquid which she didn't wash out properly and it went all crusty and gross.

Trills Sat 21-Oct-17 13:19:18

I did read a book where a navel piercing was used as contraception.

But it was a fantasy book and the charm on the piercing was made of dragon cocoon carved into a specific shape.

RafaIsTheKingOfClay Sat 21-Oct-17 13:23:05

How do you get to your 20s and believe that. Did you ask how she thought that might work?

Presumably not through Dragon cocoon

lazarusb Sat 21-Oct-17 15:30:24

She knew that the belly button was connected to pregnancy (being the cord and all that) but apparently didn't understand that after birth it just becomes a knot in your abdomen. I'm not altogether sure she didn't think I was lying tbh...

OnTheRise Sat 21-Oct-17 15:59:44

When I was little I was often worried that my belly button was going to come undone.

But I've never thought it had anything to do with contraception. That's really weird.

Santawontbelong Sat 21-Oct-17 16:02:29

My ex mil was adamant her unborn dc was coming out through her belly button. .
She was in her 20's.
Her poor mw having to tell her the truth!!

yaela123 Sat 21-Oct-17 20:28:13

*My ex mil was adamant her unborn dc was coming out through her belly button.
She was in her 20's.*

I'm sorry if I'm being really stupid but how can your ex mil not have had a child before? What about your DH/DW? confused

Sashkin Sat 21-Oct-17 20:31:04

It’s not ok to spray deodorant into somebody else’s belly button.

If it’s your own, spray away.

Join the discussion

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now