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WoofWoofMooWoof Wed 18-Oct-17 20:33:59

I'll start this off:

The mom outside school today who said to her 3-year old: "Move it! Fuckin' hell, why are you so slow!"

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Skinny jeans on men.

ShuttyTown Wed 18-Oct-17 20:34:34

Men who wear their hair in buns

Wilburissomepig Wed 18-Oct-17 20:35:27

People saying 'draws' instead of drawers.

Needadvicetoleave Wed 18-Oct-17 20:36:10

I like man buns and skinny jeans on men blush.

Can't stand bad oral hygiene though. Or pointy toe shoes on anyone!

dontquotemeondailymail Wed 18-Oct-17 20:36:10

People saying expresso

FiveShelties Wed 18-Oct-17 20:37:16

Leggings worn as trousers.

or worse

See through leggings worn as trousers.

AllRightNowInFactItsAGas Wed 18-Oct-17 20:37:43

Men who 'mansplain' the plot of a film whilst you're trying to watch it in peace and then you miss half of it due to said mansplaining of the obvious!

EatsFartsAndLeaves Wed 18-Oct-17 20:37:52

People who say "draw-ers". It's written that way, but it's pronounced "draws"!

NoKidsTwoCats Wed 18-Oct-17 20:38:28

Those drawn on eyebrows most teenage girls seem to sport these days. hmm

People who say 'myself' when 'me' would suffice eg 'come and speak to myself'

Those ~short~ denim shorts that leave half an arse cheek hanging out of the bottom.

IndianaMoleWoman Wed 18-Oct-17 20:38:48

Small child: “Can I have some water?”

Adult: “No, water’s minging. Get Coke.”

FFS

PandorasXbox Wed 18-Oct-17 20:38:51

How do you say drawers? Surely it sounds the same as draws?

WoofWoofMooWoof Wed 18-Oct-17 20:39:00

Oooh, I totally agree with the man buns and see through leggings worn as trousers!

People who pronounce mayor as 'mare'. I know it's a British thing, but it bugs the shit out of me.

LostInShoebiz Wed 18-Oct-17 20:39:04

That depends on your accent doesn't it?

user1485196412 Wed 18-Oct-17 20:39:10

People calling bunting 'buntings'. Aaaarrrrghhh!!

WorraLiberty Wed 18-Oct-17 20:39:31

Adults who use the word 'Dude'

White linen trousers.

OSETmum Wed 18-Oct-17 20:39:33

Shoes with no socks.

LadyDeadpool Wed 18-Oct-17 20:39:36

People who judge others for what they wear - i.e women shouldn't wear bikinis over 40, fat women shouldn't wear leggings, guys shouldn't wear skinny jeans.

Pan scrubbers those metal ones - make my skin crawl.

Idiots who blast their music, no one wants to listen to your shitty rap.

Mrskeats Wed 18-Oct-17 20:39:44

People writing your when they mean you're
People who say latte with a long a

McTufty Wed 18-Oct-17 20:39:55

Those piss ugly duck lips reality stars are walking round with these days.

Hipster beards.

grimeofthecentury Wed 18-Oct-17 20:40:04

Bootcut jeans
Kitten heels
Men in baggy jeans and "comedy" tshirts with obscure pop culture references

IndianaMoleWoman Wed 18-Oct-17 20:40:14

Bananas that will not open, except for a split down the middle. Then turn to mush whilst you try to wrestle the skin open. Banana up, you yellow bastards!

Awwlookatmybabyspider Wed 18-Oct-17 20:40:39

Primark. Oh no argument. Its a fantastic shop. I wouldn't have the audacity to try and take that away.
However as soon as I walk in there. I seem to grow horns and a forked tail,
and start hissing. grin

sayyouwill Wed 18-Oct-17 20:41:14

People who stand just inside/outside an entrance to a shop when you're trying to get in/out

lightcola Wed 18-Oct-17 20:41:33

The over use of the term "OCD"

TheWitchwithNoName Wed 18-Oct-17 20:41:41

Those fluffy slipper things that everyone is wear 😬

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