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Lyrics that piss me of

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Fishface77 Wed 18-Oct-17 14:30:20

I've just heard a song and one of the lyrics goes along the lines of

"....and we make love right there on your best friends couch...."

This has pissed me right of!

1. Why on your best friends couch?
2. Stains? Do you think they put a towel down first?
3. Smell? We can all smell sex!
4. What if he walks in on you?

Hisnamesblaine Wed 18-Oct-17 14:31:26

Why song is that?

Fishface77 Wed 18-Oct-17 14:34:32

I don't even know!

MrTrebus Wed 18-Oct-17 14:35:54

It's Rita Ora who I despise she is the definition of sleeping your way to the top. And her songs are rubbish. She works on a "sex sells" basis for her songs. YANBU.

NancyDonahue Wed 18-Oct-17 14:41:36

Oh yes, heard one this morning.

Who the fuck leaves a perfectly good cake out in the rain?

McTufty Wed 18-Oct-17 14:43:12

“We push and pull like a magnet do”. Just bad English, and could easily have just been push and pull like magnets do (still naff but grammatically correct)

PolarBearGoingSomewhere Wed 18-Oct-17 14:51:13

I've heard that one too OP but I do think shagging in parents' / friends' beds and potentially on their sofa after a night out is something that does happen especially in your teens and early twenties.

I couldn't imagine storming into any of my friends' homes (largely in cul de sacs) with DH, sweeping their Next cushions onto the floor, laying down a throw or towel, studiously ignoring their DCs' Peppa Pigs / train sets and getting down to it on their Habitat sofa, but I suspect a boring couple in their 30s are not Rita's target audience.

IHopeYourCakeIsShit Wed 18-Oct-17 14:53:42

Hot dog, jumping frog Alberquerque.

onefortheroadplease Wed 18-Oct-17 14:55:11

All of blurred lines!

youngestisapsycho Wed 18-Oct-17 14:57:39

Ed Sheeran wrote the Rita Ora song...

EverythingEverywhere1234 Wed 18-Oct-17 14:59:03

Any Ed Sheeran song ever. The man doesn't even make sense!!

Mysharonawoana Wed 18-Oct-17 14:59:22

Here’s one I find super annoying. Newish song from the stereophonics, I think it’s called ‘all in one night’ it contains the lyric ‘she’s got a baby in her stomach’ - so she ate it?! Argh!

Bananalanacake Wed 18-Oct-17 15:00:29

I thought it was hot dog, jumping frog, half a cookie. But that's just a mondegreen, it didn't piss me off.

Fishface77 Wed 18-Oct-17 15:00:31

Bring back the good old days.

"Star trekking across the universe, only going forwards cus we can't find reverse!"

Such beauty meaning and depth in those words.

safariboot Wed 18-Oct-17 15:01:06

Yeah, basically all of Blurred Lines. It's devoid of any musical interest too.

KungFuPandaWorksOut16 Wed 18-Oct-17 15:01:45

Feast your eyes on this lyrical genius then.
God awful.

CurlsandCurves Wed 18-Oct-17 15:03:13

Another Ed Sheeran one, from his latest song ‘perfect’

Dancing in the dark, with you between my arms.

BETWEEN my arms??? Gives me a vision of Ed stood there, arms out straight in front of him, while his girlfriend dances in between them.

Grates on me every time I hear it.

Bananalanacake Wed 18-Oct-17 15:05:15

A song that really does piss me off is "I. All the time to keep you off my mind" so what exactly ARE you doing all the time to keep me off your mind? AARGHangry

NancyDonahue Wed 18-Oct-17 15:05:43

'I've had the same jeans on for four days now'

I hope to god he changed his undies daily, and didn't travel on the tube.

Firefries Wed 18-Oct-17 15:06:07

"Give it to me, I'm worth it
Baby I'm worth it ... " ah these lyrics, they reek of desperation and I hate them. Why do girls have to be put in the song begging for it?
Seriously. Who wants their kids singing this? I don't.

elQuintoConyo Wed 18-Oct-17 15:06:20

IHopeetc isn't it'hot dog, jumping frog, alma cookies'? shock

I have always hated 'i'm serious as cancer when i say rhythm is a dancer'

'I saw a cat
I saw a rat
I took a bat
I splat the rat
You're beautiful...'

Or sonething equally sophisticated from his Bluntyness.

HorlicksBunny Wed 18-Oct-17 15:08:30

Blurred Lines. Any Nicki Minaj song. A lot of Rhianna's songs. God, pretty much most current stuff <old gimmer, me>

FakePlasticTeaLeaves Wed 18-Oct-17 15:09:15

"Girl I want to make you sweat, sweat til you can't sweat no more, and if you cry out, I'm gonna push it, push it some more"


IHopeYourCakeIsShit Wed 18-Oct-17 15:11:46

elQuinto it's definitely Alberquerque grin
Though I will always hear alma cookies from now on.

Jarviscockup Wed 18-Oct-17 15:13:51

@Bananalanacake It's 'high' all the time to keep you off my mind. The video depicts a girl high on drink/drugs on various nights out. Presumably keeping her mind off other things.

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