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Lyrics that piss me of

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Fishface77 · 18/10/2017 14:30

I've just heard a song and one of the lyrics goes along the lines of

"....and we make love right there on your best friends couch...."

This has pissed me right of!

  1. Why on your best friends couch?
  2. Stains? Do you think they put a towel down first?
  3. Smell? We can all smell sex!
  4. What if he walks in on you?
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Hisnamesblaine · 18/10/2017 14:31

Why song is that?

Fishface77 · 18/10/2017 14:34

I don't even know!

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MrTrebus · 18/10/2017 14:35

It's Rita Ora who I despise she is the definition of sleeping your way to the top. And her songs are rubbish. She works on a "sex sells" basis for her songs. YANBU.

NancyDonahue · 18/10/2017 14:41

Oh yes, heard one this morning.

Who the fuck leaves a perfectly good cake out in the rain?

McTufty · 18/10/2017 14:43

“We push and pull like a magnet do”. Just bad English, and could easily have just been push and pull like magnets do (still naff but grammatically correct)

PolarBearGoingSomewhere · 18/10/2017 14:51

I've heard that one too OP but I do think shagging in parents' / friends' beds and potentially on their sofa after a night out is something that does happen especially in your teens and early twenties.

I couldn't imagine storming into any of my friends' homes (largely in cul de sacs) with DH, sweeping their Next cushions onto the floor, laying down a throw or towel, studiously ignoring their DCs' Peppa Pigs / train sets and getting down to it on their Habitat sofa, but I suspect a boring couple in their 30s are not Rita's target audience.

IHopeYourCakeIsShit · 18/10/2017 14:53

Hot dog, jumping frog Alberquerque.
wtf?

onefortheroadplease · 18/10/2017 14:55

All of blurred lines!

youngestisapsycho · 18/10/2017 14:57

Ed Sheeran wrote the Rita Ora song...

EverythingEverywhere1234 · 18/10/2017 14:59

Any Ed Sheeran song ever. The man doesn't even make sense!!

Mysharonawoana · 18/10/2017 14:59

Here’s one I find super annoying. Newish song from the stereophonics, I think it’s called ‘all in one night’ it contains the lyric ‘she’s got a baby in her stomach’ - so she ate it?! Argh!

Bananalanacake · 18/10/2017 15:00

I thought it was hot dog, jumping frog, half a cookie. But that's just a mondegreen, it didn't piss me off.

Fishface77 · 18/10/2017 15:00

Bring back the good old days.

"Star trekking across the universe, only going forwards cus we can't find reverse!"

Such beauty meaning and depth in those words.

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safariboot · 18/10/2017 15:01

Yeah, basically all of Blurred Lines. It's devoid of any musical interest too.

KungFuPandaWorksOut16 · 18/10/2017 15:01

Feast your eyes on this lyrical genius then.
God awful.

dancehallhiphop.com/2017/06/18/cardi-b-bodak-yellow-lyrics/

CurlsandCurves · 18/10/2017 15:03

Another Ed Sheeran one, from his latest song ‘perfect’

Dancing in the dark, with you between my arms.

BETWEEN my arms??? Gives me a vision of Ed stood there, arms out straight in front of him, while his girlfriend dances in between them.

Grates on me every time I hear it.

Bananalanacake · 18/10/2017 15:05

A song that really does piss me off is "I. All the time to keep you off my mind" so what exactly ARE you doing all the time to keep me off your mind? AARGHAngry

NancyDonahue · 18/10/2017 15:05

'I've had the same jeans on for four days now'

I hope to god he changed his undies daily, and didn't travel on the tube.

Firefries · 18/10/2017 15:06

"Give it to me, I'm worth it
Baby I'm worth it ... " ah these lyrics, they reek of desperation and I hate them. Why do girls have to be put in the song begging for it?
Seriously. Who wants their kids singing this? I don't.

elQuintoConyo · 18/10/2017 15:06

IHopeetc isn't it'hot dog, jumping frog, alma cookies'? Shock

I have always hated 'i'm serious as cancer when i say rhythm is a dancer'

And
'I saw a cat
I saw a rat
I took a bat
I splat the rat
You're beautiful...'

Or sonething equally sophisticated from his Bluntyness.

HorlicksBunny · 18/10/2017 15:08

Blurred Lines. Any Nicki Minaj song. A lot of Rhianna's songs. God, pretty much most current stuff

FakePlasticTeaLeaves · 18/10/2017 15:09

"Girl I want to make you sweat, sweat til you can't sweat no more, and if you cry out, I'm gonna push it, push it some more"

Urgh.

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IHopeYourCakeIsShit · 18/10/2017 15:11

elQuinto it's definitely Alberquerque Grin
Though I will always hear alma cookies from now on.

Jarviscockup · 18/10/2017 15:13

@Bananalanacake It's 'high' all the time to keep you off my mind. The video depicts a girl high on drink/drugs on various nights out. Presumably keeping her mind off other things.

PsychoPumpkin · 18/10/2017 15:14

Most of the top 40 has been absolute trash for the last 5 years at least. Everything sounds the same.

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