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To ask my DH leave bed

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fartgate Thu 05-Oct-17 23:25:55

On account of the noxious gases leaving his arsehole.

He has farted non stop since getting into bed and he's taken the hump because I told him to sleep on the sofa. The smell is truly unbearable. It's making me gag.


NetballHoop Thu 05-Oct-17 23:30:03

YANBU But you are being unreasonably hopeful that it will happen (UHTIWH).

If I were you I'd move to the sofa and never let him forget that he drove you there.

rightnowimpissed Thu 05-Oct-17 23:40:18

Yeah that’s absolutely never gonna work, open all the windows and put on extra layers and tell him that’s the way the room stays while he’s here if he doesn’t like it he can sleep on the sofa

Madbum Thu 05-Oct-17 23:42:13

YANBU, My DP had fajitas for dinner and I’m dreading the onslaught from his arse tonight!

fartgate Fri 06-Oct-17 00:18:47

He's away downstairs in a huff 😂😂

The smell was appalling

BadHatter Fri 06-Oct-17 04:19:22

He should LTB

Timetogetup0630 Fri 06-Oct-17 04:45:27

Did you both eat the same thing for dinner ?

Fluffybrain Fri 06-Oct-17 05:01:37

Wear a mask

Charolais Fri 06-Oct-17 05:11:29

Keep him out of the bedroom for gods sake. The gasses could kill you.

I keep my husband down wind. I sleep near a window which I leave cracked open all night. It’s the loud explosions from his arse that keep me awake.

BeingATwatItsABingThing Fri 06-Oct-17 05:13:26

I would say you should move as he can’t help it!

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