AIBU or is this John Lewis bauble showing what I think it is?

[Snuppeline]

Please tell me I'm not alone in seeing swimming sperm?

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Dont click if your not yet ready to acknowledge that it is less than 100 days until Christmas!

[ChampagneCommunist]

I see it!

[Snuppeline]

[barbarahunter]

LOL yes it is a bit!

[DobbyTheFreeElf]

sniggers

[Iris65]

Definitely sperm!

[iCoCo]

I might just have to buy that

[99blueballoons]

Lol Christmas sperm.

[xMeowx]

Lol

[Tean1]

They would look great with these, which were apparently a trend last year:

metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/

[OnionKnight]

Yup, that's spunk.

[Seeingadistance]

Oh, it's a 3D representation of the pic in the school biology book of the all the little sperm trying to be first to fertilise the egg!

[Mutiny0nTheBunty]

Definitely sperm

Saucy bunch

[Puzzledandpissedoff]

Makes me wonder what their Christmas advert will be themed around ... the mind boggles

[StaplesCorner]

I see sperm people!

[StaplesCorner]

Does it come as a pair? Like male and female?

[CherriesInTheSnow]

Honestly, I see both sperm to the right and penises to the left

What were they thinking?!

[KarateKitten]

It's a Christmas fertility bauble.

[StaplesCorner]

Cherries has seen penises (peni?). Literally don't shout or they'll all want one comes to mind ...

[hellsbellsmelons]

Love it!
Snow blizzard?
Sperm blizzard more like.

[Redredredrose]

I can see what you mean... ooooo Christmas though! Just spent an extremely enjoyable 15 minutes looking through all of John Lewis's Christmas bauble collection and getting excited.

[ThymeLord]

sperm to the right of me, penises to the left, here I am stuck in the middle with you!

[endehors]

[susurration]

I saw it as flying penises (penii?, Penis'?). I need this bauble.

[Vinorosso74]

I've seen it all now!

[Gingernaut]

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