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AIBU or is this John Lewis bauble showing what I think it is?

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Snuppeline Fri 22-Sep-17 15:19:22

Please tell me I'm not alone in seeing swimming sperm?

https://m.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-highland-myths-snow-blizzard-bauble-mauve/p/3230088

Dont click if your not yet ready to acknowledge that it is less than 100 days until Christmas!

ChampagneCommunist Fri 22-Sep-17 15:20:52

I see it!

Snuppeline Fri 22-Sep-17 15:21:23

grin

barbarahunter Fri 22-Sep-17 15:21:40

LOL yes it is a bit!

DobbyTheFreeElf Fri 22-Sep-17 15:22:12

sniggers

Iris65 Fri 22-Sep-17 15:22:15

Definitely sperm!

iCoCo Fri 22-Sep-17 15:22:29

I might just have to buy that smile

99blueballoons Fri 22-Sep-17 15:22:57

Lol Christmas sperm.

xMeowx Fri 22-Sep-17 15:24:51

Lol

Tean1 Fri 22-Sep-17 15:25:09

They would look great with these, which were apparently a trend last year:

metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/

OnionKnight Fri 22-Sep-17 15:28:49

Yup, that's spunk.

Seeingadistance Fri 22-Sep-17 15:36:38

Oh, it's a 3D representation of the pic in the school biology book of the all the little sperm trying to be first to fertilise the egg!

Mutiny0nTheBunty Fri 22-Sep-17 15:37:53

Definitely sperm

Saucy bunch grin

Puzzledandpissedoff Fri 22-Sep-17 15:38:12

Makes me wonder what their Christmas advert will be themed around ... the mind boggles grin

StaplesCorner Fri 22-Sep-17 15:38:34

I see sperm people!

StaplesCorner Fri 22-Sep-17 15:39:00

Does it come as a pair? Like male and female?

CherriesInTheSnow Fri 22-Sep-17 15:39:02

Honestly, I see both sperm to the right and penises to the left blush

What were they thinking?!

KarateKitten Fri 22-Sep-17 15:39:20

It's a Christmas fertility bauble.

StaplesCorner Fri 22-Sep-17 15:40:04

Cherries has seen penises (peni?). Literally don't shout or they'll all want one comes to mind ...grin

hellsbellsmelons Fri 22-Sep-17 15:40:07

Love it!
Snow blizzard?
Sperm blizzard more like.
grin

Redredredrose Fri 22-Sep-17 15:40:33

I can see what you mean... ooooo Christmas though! Just spent an extremely enjoyable 15 minutes looking through all of John Lewis's Christmas bauble collection and getting excited.

ThymeLord Fri 22-Sep-17 15:41:53

sperm to the right of me, penises to the left, here I am stuck in the middle with you!

endehors Fri 22-Sep-17 15:42:53

grin

susurration Fri 22-Sep-17 15:45:30

I saw it as flying penises (penii?, Penis'?). I need this bauble.

Vinorosso74 Fri 22-Sep-17 15:46:21

I've seen it all now!

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