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...highlighting my vulva!?

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Prideinmyplace2 · 24/07/2017 23:35

My first thread, so please bear with me.

AIBU to ask what in the world is going on when there's a new product launching this Thursday to highlight vulvas (Not Volvos)!?

I think it's called PerfectV and it's certainly not for victory. Not for women anyway. I understand it's supposed to be some sort of beauty product that helps sort your V out after all the waxing, piercing, vajewelling, etc that goes on down there!

Is it healthy to highlight vulvas? I doubt it very much...

OP posts:
Patriciathestripper1 · 24/07/2017 23:36

Do you have s link to the product?

BenedictCumberbeyatch · 24/07/2017 23:36

Highlight? Sorry I'm not sure I understand what you mean and I'm having visions of luminous fanjos Confused

NoCapes · 24/07/2017 23:37

Highlighting what exactly??
Do you mean skin bleaching? Or a mini highlight kit with tiny foils for your pubes?

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 24/07/2017 23:40

Gosh.

What's it called again OP.

I think I may have missed it.

Eragonsegg · 24/07/2017 23:40

Do you have a vested interest in this product op?

WaspsAreBastards · 24/07/2017 23:47

Handy mention of launch date there OPHmm

napmeistergeneral · 24/07/2017 23:47

Here's the thing. The beauty industry relies on women being insecure about how they look. And as markets becomes saturated it will seek out more and different parts of women's bodies to first demonise as ugly or imperfect and then offer a branded solution to said imperfections.

No, of course you do not need to highlight your vulva. No one needs to. But if a company can convince enough women that their vulvas are ugly, or would look better if they were "pampered" (a ridiculous infantilising concept), then there is much money to be made. YANBU. This kind of shit is infuriating.

HollyHollyHo · 24/07/2017 23:49

Get to fuck. I don't know many fellas who'd be happy to wear glitter bomb shade #2 all over their cock to make it look pretty

Hawkmoth · 24/07/2017 23:49

I found the website... fucking hell "vanicure" nearly choked on my brew.

Exfoliating? For shit's sake, have a word with yourself.

FizzyGreenWater · 24/07/2017 23:54

Oh fgs just do what we did in the 80s and just scribble over it with yellow highlighter pen.

Then stick a couple of scented rubbers shaped like cola bottles up there and be done with it.

CommonSenseIsNotAllThatCommon · 24/07/2017 23:55

My v is perfect as it is thanks very much.

WeAllHaveWings · 25/07/2017 00:19

How can your v be perfect if you haven't used their cream, intensive cream, serum, exfoliator, illuminator (for when you are on a date), rose hip beauty mist and beauty sheets (whatever the fuck they are!).

ChuffMuffin · 25/07/2017 00:21

Perfect V sounds like a very expensive way to get thrush.

NeedsAsockamnesty · 25/07/2017 00:24

Christ

NameChangeFamousFolk · 25/07/2017 00:35

I would go out of my way to 'highlight' how fucking insulting any products like this are.

Rest assured OP, I'll give it as much social media attention as it deserves. Not a single bit of it will be flattering.

Hope the launch and any investment in fails spectacularly. I'll do what I can to help that along, so thanks for drawing attention to it.

Boredwithmyname · 25/07/2017 00:35

WTAF?
Once a guy gets that close he's not going to be put off by an unhighlighted V (although a few of them could still do with having the clitoris highlighted)

tillytown · 25/07/2017 00:42

I thought you were taking the piss, but nope, it exists theperfectv.com/products/shades-of-luminizer

Teutonic · 25/07/2017 00:47

I'll leave mine as nature intended thanks. (Like my arse, I never see it so I couldn't care less what it looks like )

RockinHippy · 25/07/2017 00:49

So basically it's foundation for your fanjo - the mind boggles Confused

WhatToDoAboutThis2017 · 25/07/2017 00:50

shrugs If people want to buy it and use it, I don't see a problem.

I'd use it.

QuestionableMouse · 25/07/2017 00:51

If I wanted to highlight mine I'd have to hire a hairdresser.

HoneyDragon · 25/07/2017 00:53

What about contouring to make it more chiseled?

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Incitatis · 25/07/2017 00:55

I wonder if they'll come up with something to make men's genitals look a bit more attractive. I mean, they're not very pretty are they? They're the ones who need a bit of help Wink

paxillin · 25/07/2017 00:58

Surely hair is coming back now? I shall start a company selling foof hair perms. Hairdos like in the 80s, bleached blonde and huuuge. Neon highlights and side-pony tails optional. I'll call it Perm-A-Pube. £90 a pop sound ok?

Teutonic · 25/07/2017 01:01

With a centre parting? Paxillin 😂

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