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braun advert being in between waxes really puts life on hold'

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Badweekjustgotworse Sun 02-Jul-17 22:30:21

Only if you believe all the shite rammed down our throats by advertisements...

Seriously, life isn't on hold because I have slight regrowth, piss off Braun.

Aibu to look after the kids, work and probably be outside in broad daylight without being perfectly epilated tomorrow?

shivermytimbers Sun 02-Jul-17 22:32:30

Absolutely not 😲 You should immediately find a cave to dwell in far from civilisation until the stubble has been banished.
The very thought of it! <swoon>

Badweekjustgotworse Sun 02-Jul-17 22:37:29

I might sit in said cave and plait my pubes for entertainment

Badweekjustgotworse Sun 02-Jul-17 22:37:45

Or macrame grin

domesticslattern Sun 02-Jul-17 22:43:38

If that ad is true, my life has been "on hold" for about fifteen of the past twenty years. Just standing paralysed, rendered catatonic by my own leg hairs.

What a load of bollocks. Even DH laughed at this one.

Badweekjustgotworse Sun 02-Jul-17 22:47:39

domestic my sympathies rendered catatonic by leg hairs... maybe you should see the gp? Or call 101?

Sending high intensity light pulses across the Ethernet to weaken those pesky follicles

faceremovinghaircream Sun 02-Jul-17 22:49:28

Totally. Like when I can't go rollerblading in my white jeans because of my period.
Bell ends.

Badweekjustgotworse Sun 02-Jul-17 22:53:53

Oh jeebus, unwaxed and menstruating?? Faints

Jayfee Sun 02-Jul-17 23:04:04

Just hope your magic poo desmeller spray doesnt run out...end of civilisation!

annandale Sun 02-Jul-17 23:08:08

Life clearly incompatible with being a female mammal.

MsSusanStoHelit Sun 02-Jul-17 23:13:24

It made me want to hurl at the telly. I've never heard such bollocks in my life.

Moanyoldcow Sun 02-Jul-17 23:14:50

I have literally not shaved my legs or done any kind of muffery since around February (remember because we went out for DH birthday).

I've managed to go to work and everything.

Badweekjustgotworse Sun 02-Jul-17 23:15:05

I'll send up smoke signals from the bat(ty) cave for all those unshaven.

Rules to agree to before admission
1. No hirsute shaming
2. No fucking scented sanitary products to cross the threshold

Feel free to add to the list, all rules considered

Badweekjustgotworse Sun 02-Jul-17 23:16:41

moany well done.

Down with the muffery

notanevilstepmother Sun 02-Jul-17 23:33:10

I heard an ad yesterday suggesting that all women need individually sized sanitary pads. Grrr.

notanevilstepmother Sun 02-Jul-17 23:34:40

Scented sanitary product!!!! What the......

Like I want perfume on my sensitive bits.

Cave life for me.

muddlefuck Sun 02-Jul-17 23:36:17

I heard an ad yesterday suggesting that all women need individually sized sanitary pads. Grrr

Why the 'grr' over that confused

Allabitmuchisntit Sun 02-Jul-17 23:36:48

Or when you have an unexpected gentleman caller and you haven't sprayed your roots coming through.

The shame.

Badweekjustgotworse Sun 02-Jul-17 23:41:55

allabit I think you've just levelled up, leg hair roots??? Not that IS hard core grin

Moanyoldcow Sun 02-Jul-17 23:44:46

Thanks badweek!

I'm newly pregnant too so there'll be a further 8 months of untouched growth by Feb.

Luck midwives grin

ClopySow Sun 02-Jul-17 23:45:19

I have a 4 day leg hair regrowth. I can't move. I am paralysed by my stubble.

Allabitmuchisntit Sun 02-Jul-17 23:48:28

You mean not everyone sprays their leg hair?! grin

Allabitmuchisntit Sun 02-Jul-17 23:50:06

Putting knickers on is getting impossible.
I keep shredding them on my horrific stubble.

SnipSnipMrBurgess Sun 02-Jul-17 23:51:12

The one for the "intimate shaver " where two girls have a pillow fight and then one holds a shaver in the general vicinity of her hoof because god forbid they even suggest a woman has hair- that one gets on my last tit m I get completely irrational.

Or those ones for incontinence knickers , whee the woman is saying " I sneeze, I piss myself, but you can't tell!". Surely we should be recommending a doctor? Why do women have to suffer with incontinence? Where are the men's ads for incontinence pants. I know the exist , I see them in the shop but yet no ad with a man in the pub coughing sharply and then looking coyly at his friends saying "oops!"?

notanevilstepmother Sun 02-Jul-17 23:51:26

It's just one more thing made up to sell expensive pads. It made it sound like made to measure.

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