To think I have the most unfortunately named love rival?
(303 Posts)I'm only just back with my dh after we split for a time and suddenly I find Jolene is back in our county and wants to get back in touch with him?
Every time I sound off about the fact they got history and she's always fancied him people start singing fucking Dolly Parton!
Last time I got really torn up over it and confidied in my dsis and BIL he put the damn song on and laughed for a whole few minutes and I forgave him because everyone was a bit drunk and stoned but them
Mary Anne never lets me forget either and she's meant to be close family
Just to clarify he'd never cheat on me and never has.
Er...
Not sure if sleep deprived, or if this made little to no sense.
Jolene is a cracking song though. That's all I've got.
How is she a "love rival" then?
Jolene is a cracking song though. That's all I've got.
Nurse! She's out of bed again!
That's what my parents were going to name me before they saw sense.
So if he hasn't been unfaithful and you trust him implicitly why are you getting upset?
Who's Mary Anne? I fee like she needs her own song too. So many questions.
Are you stoned?
Oh shit. I'm sure someone has a mn username called don't drink and mumsnet and now I know why!
Mary Anne's lovely and I shouldn't have blamed her
Well, that was a quick turnaround,
Could be worse. If I hear the name 'Jolene' I remember the infamous shower scene in The Archers.
She's friend with Jolene
Oh I really hoped you wouldn't get back with him. I really do hope he's changed.
Do you live in Borsetshire, OP?
Jolene's got a bit of history there too....
Oh good. Mary Anne sounds like a good guy. The name, I mean.
He's really changed so much.
I don't know where borsetshire is
Red Jolene isn't the problem...
Oh I've just realised who you are.
Why on earth are you back with him?
Whoops. Cross post with Errol
Tarty my first thought too
Who's Mary Anne? I fee like she needs her own song too. So many questions
Was Mary Anne from the Walton's? Or was that Mary Ellen?
We're back together because he's changed and we love each other and we've a child together.
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