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...to think unicorns might be real?
(18 Posts)I saw a big pile of horseshit in the road yesterday. Could it be my guardian unicorn looking after me?
Depends. Was there a feather in it?
Unicorn shit, if you look closely, has rainbow glitter running through it, and smells of parma violets and popcorn, rather than, well, shit. You may need to go back and examine more closely.
YABU. We must take responsibility for firing up our kids' imaginations ourselves, not trust the unicorns to do it. Or something like that.
Ooooh I saw Lord Lucan and Robert Maxwell at the unicorn farm the other day.
YANBU
Were they buying, littlecaf? I hear Elvis and Liberace's unicorn studfarm is going pretty well for them.
Was it glittery?
Your post made me guffaw btw but I do hope it's your guardian unicorn! 🦄
Remember folks, if you can't prove definitively it wasn't from a unicorn, then you must assume it might have been. (Just in case any naysayers show up)
Yanbu, any enlightened person knows unicorns are real.
Don't be ridiculous. There are no such things as unicorns. Well except for Charlie of course.....
Of course they are real!!
To imply otherwise is just... just... words fail me
Of course unicorns are real. They fart rainbows . Besides, they are in the bible so must be real.
Where do I get one and how do I look after it? Or does it just look after me?
Definitely a guardian unicorn.
But unicorns are quite shy, so they cunningly disguise themselves as er..horses. And to be doubly sure, their poo smells and looks like horseshit too.
It's really clever.
I feel like I should be an expert on this topic
It could have been your guardian house elf?
Or Santas reindeers.
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