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EastMidsMummy Fri 30-Jun-17 07:11:50

I saw a big pile of horseshit in the road yesterday. Could it be my guardian unicorn looking after me?

mummyrabbitpeppapig Fri 30-Jun-17 07:12:30

Depends. Was there a feather in it?

SerendipityFelix Fri 30-Jun-17 07:15:15

Unicorn shit, if you look closely, has rainbow glitter running through it, and smells of parma violets and popcorn, rather than, well, shit. You may need to go back and examine more closely.

ThePants999 Fri 30-Jun-17 08:55:00

YABU. We must take responsibility for firing up our kids' imaginations ourselves, not trust the unicorns to do it. Or something like that.

Littlecaf Fri 30-Jun-17 08:58:38

Ooooh I saw Lord Lucan and Robert Maxwell at the unicorn farm the other day.

YANBU

PhilODox Fri 30-Jun-17 09:04:51

Were they buying, littlecaf? I hear Elvis and Liberace's unicorn studfarm is going pretty well for them.

UserThenLotsOfNumbers Fri 30-Jun-17 09:07:21

Was it glittery?

UserThenLotsOfNumbers Fri 30-Jun-17 09:08:00

Your post made me guffaw btw but I do hope it's your guardian unicorn! 🦄

BartholinsSister Fri 30-Jun-17 09:17:36

Remember folks, if you can't prove definitively it wasn't from a unicorn, then you must assume it might have been. (Just in case any naysayers show up)

FidgetSpinner Fri 30-Jun-17 09:20:01

Yanbu, any enlightened person knows unicorns are real.

EdmundCleverClogs Fri 30-Jun-17 09:22:52

Don't be ridiculous. There are no such things as unicorns. Well except for Charlie of course.....

PacificDogwod Fri 30-Jun-17 09:22:58

Of course they are real!!
To imply otherwise is just... just... words fail me shock

MaidenMotherCrone Fri 30-Jun-17 09:23:04

Of course unicorns are real. They fart rainbows grin. Besides, they are in the bible so must be real.

amousehaseatenmypaddlingpool Fri 30-Jun-17 09:27:12

Where do I get one and how do I look after it? Or does it just look after me?

ThePurpleOneWithTheNut Fri 30-Jun-17 09:29:47

Definitely a guardian unicorn.

But unicorns are quite shy, so they cunningly disguise themselves as er..horses. And to be doubly sure, their poo smells and looks like horseshit too.

It's really clever.

unicornpoopoop Fri 30-Jun-17 09:40:53

I feel like I should be an expert on this topic

PutThatPomBearBack Fri 30-Jun-17 10:44:23

It could have been your guardian house elf?

PutThatPomBearBack Fri 30-Jun-17 10:45:05

Or Santas reindeers.

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