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highinthesky Thu 15-Jun-17 17:59:46 feel like greeting everyone that crosses your path on the pavement with a "Fucker, fuck off out of my way!". I felt the same way at 5.30pm as I did at 8am confused

But being the reasonable person I am, I realise that London needs tourists more than it needs me.

QueenMortificado Thu 15-Jun-17 18:07:21

Come and work in the city. No tourists or slow workers over here

wineapotamus Thu 15-Jun-17 18:11:13

You swear at the weather forecast and dread it being hot because there's no fresh air or proper places to paddle.

Groupie123 Thu 15-Jun-17 18:13:41

Londoners are weirdos - hate London with a passion, yet can't function outside of it. Most of my Londoner friends who departed have returned.

stevie69 Thu 15-Jun-17 18:15:04

..... you arrive there blush

Sorry, I'm a northern lass. However, truly delicious men seem to live in London so, with that thought in mind, I may stay a while longer next time I visit wink

PacificDogwod Thu 15-Jun-17 18:16:35

I don't live in London, get unreasonably excited the rare occasion when I visit and love my stay - BUT: how do you stand all the people there?! shock


I am always very relieved when I get to leave and go back to The Sticks, North of Hadrian's Wall.

sleepingdragons Thu 15-Jun-17 18:17:42

I miss London.

MaroonPencil Thu 15-Jun-17 18:19:37

I loved living in London. But I knew it was time to leave when my slightly down at heel street suddenly became trendy and I had to fight my way through crowds of graphic designers and baristas to get to my corner shop. It made me feel very old.

amusedbush Thu 15-Jun-17 18:22:10

I used to go out with a guy who lived in London and I visited every second weekend. The best bit about breaking up was not having to go back to London grin

waitforitfdear Thu 15-Jun-17 18:24:31

Love to visit wound hate to live there. Dh works there mon to thurs and hates it completely.

ThreeForAPound Thu 15-Jun-17 18:24:32

Another London bashing thread? Really?

In pretty poor taste today, too.

mangomay Thu 15-Jun-17 18:25:38

I knew it was time to leave London for good when a large house at the bottom of my otherwise lovely street was raided by armed police at 2am. I stood there cradling 6 week old DD, watching it all unfold and planning how I would leave. I was gone within 2 months. 10 years later I still love going back to visit, but after a couple of hours of all. the. people. I'm ready to come home to my quiet little town!

TondelayaDellaVentamiglia Thu 15-Jun-17 18:26:09

i miss it too sleepingdragons ....I get actual pangs when i see the london skyline on tv!

I am going down this weekend to add to the tourist misery and get my fix of 24 hour pollution, high rises and cocktails!

mangomay Thu 15-Jun-17 18:27:14

I do think it's London bashing! I still love London, it's my home, wherever my house is. And if I didn't have children I've no doubt I'd still be living there, but I do and I'm not. I repeat, I still love London.

highinthesky Thu 15-Jun-17 18:27:37

I'm not bashing the city I've lived in for years and love, just highly pissed off with tourists getting underfoot at rush hour through general lack of spatial awareness.

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waitforitfdear Thu 15-Jun-17 18:28:05

Three it's a light hearted thread. People rally round other people all over the country.


waitforitfdear Thu 15-Jun-17 18:28:24

Three it's a light hearted thread. People rally round other people all over the country.


mangomay Thu 15-Jun-17 18:28:28

Aaaahh I meant I DON'T think it's London bashing....

PookieDo Thu 15-Jun-17 18:28:36

I love London more than any other city but I don't really like commuting there very much

OneOfTheGrundys Thu 15-Jun-17 18:32:01

...your DH can't afford work space in your what used to be down-at-heel-now-trendy neighbourhood. Love visiting but much prefer having DH working nearer. We just couldn't afford what we needed in our area.

SallyGinnamon Thu 15-Jun-17 18:33:06

You know it's time to leave when you realise you can't actually be bothered going in!

Lived in Richmond and after a while realised I was paying a premium to live in the London environs but went out in Richmond, Kew etc. Never London.

Aridane Thu 15-Jun-17 18:34:26

Not ready to leave London - love it!

user1471545174 Thu 15-Jun-17 18:34:58

People don't lack spatial awareness, OP, there are just far too many of them.

Stillwishihadabs Thu 15-Jun-17 18:38:06

I think there is a special London spatial awareness. Also people walk quicker here.

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