To say you shower after (light hearted)

[Charlie97]

OH is first in shower, I hear shower finish and say I'll jump in now.

OH says hang on I'm having a poo.

Now he should've done that before the shower??

I told him so, so I think that makes me controlling?

[JeNeSuisPasVotreMiel]

What's the lighthearted bit?

[Sirzy]

You told him when he can use the toilet?

[Charlie97]

That I told him he should've showered after.....this is a joke!!

Maybe a bit early in the morning?

You know, id be like super controlling if I really dictated when he went to toilet.

[meditrina]

There was of yore a quite well-known scatological poster

[hellobonjour]

A poo after a shower??

What is wrong with people!?

Surely you do that first!

[Sparklingbrook]

Maybe he didn't need a poo before his shower.

[Iloveanimals]

I understand the joke
..not many will though.
Course it should be before,now he's got a dirty bum again. Cancels out the shower Mumsnet has got to the point where they use the word "control" for everything

[pigeondujour]

No, he should have let you shower first, then done it, then showered.

[Charlie97]

Phew thanks for all PPs who get it!

Especially pige, you're right I hadn't even thought of that!

I'll pack him some clothes and send him away after work (once he's done dinner, coz he's cooking one of my favourites tonight)!

[hellobonjour]

If I had a shower then pooed straight after hen I'd have to get back into the shower.

And, as an aside, using the word "controlling" over a matter such as this is ridiculous and undermines actual instances of controlling partners.

If my DH took a shit after a shower then I'd be saying wtf too

[AllTheWittyNamesAreGone]

Poo before shower
I'd dump him, God know where this will lead
I bet he does the cream and jam on scone wrong too

[Iloveanimals]

I totally agree hello

[TheNaze73]

LTB