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To say you shower after (light hearted)

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Charlie97 Tue 13-Jun-17 06:39:53

OH is first in shower, I hear shower finish and say I'll jump in now.

OH says hang on I'm having a poo.

Now he should've done that before the shower??

I told him so, so I think that makes me controlling?

grin

JeNeSuisPasVotreMiel Tue 13-Jun-17 06:43:34

What's the lighthearted bit? hmm

Sirzy Tue 13-Jun-17 06:47:02

You told him when he can use the toilet? confused

Charlie97 Tue 13-Jun-17 06:49:15

That I told him he should've showered after.....this is a joke!!

Maybe a bit early in the morning?

You know, id be like super controlling if I really dictated when he went to toilet.

meditrina Tue 13-Jun-17 06:53:03

There was of yore a quite well-known scatological poster

hellobonjour Tue 13-Jun-17 07:14:58

A poo after a shower??

What is wrong with people!?

Surely you do that first!

Sparklingbrook Tue 13-Jun-17 07:22:32

Maybe he didn't need a poo before his shower.confused

Iloveanimals Tue 13-Jun-17 07:23:52

I understand the joke
..not many will though. wink
Course it should be before,now he's got a dirty bum again. Cancels out the shower shockgrin Mumsnet has got to the point where they use the word "control" for everything confused

pigeondujour Tue 13-Jun-17 07:31:10

No, he should have let you shower first, then done it, then showered.

Charlie97 Tue 13-Jun-17 07:33:24

Phew thanks for all PPs who get it!

Especially pige, you're right I hadn't even thought of that!

I'll pack him some clothes and send him away after work (once he's done dinner, coz he's cooking one of my favourites tonight)!

grin

hellobonjour Tue 13-Jun-17 07:40:39

If I had a shower then pooed straight after hen I'd have to get back into the shower.

And, as an aside, using the word "controlling" over a matter such as this is ridiculous and undermines actual instances of controlling partners.

If my DH took a shit after a shower then I'd be saying wtf too grin

AllTheWittyNamesAreGone Tue 13-Jun-17 07:43:43

Poo before shower
I'd dump him, God know where this will lead
I bet he does the cream and jam on scone wrong toosad

Iloveanimals Tue 13-Jun-17 07:44:39

I totally agree hello

TheNaze73 Tue 13-Jun-17 07:47:21

LTB

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