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InThinkingJeremyCorbynWouldBeFilthyInTheSackAndIWouldntKickHimOutOfBedForFarting ??

(270 Posts)
BastardBloodAndSand Tue 30-May-17 23:41:19

There.

I've said it. Not an observation to be proud of but I so would.

As you were.

PhuqIt Tue 30-May-17 23:41:53

🤢

mynotsoperfectlife Tue 30-May-17 23:43:08

Is Corbyn' willy covering your space bar?

treaclesoda Tue 30-May-17 23:44:18

There are some thoughts one should always keep to oneself.

BastardBloodAndSand Tue 30-May-17 23:46:40

I got it out as quickly and coversely as I could.

Don't tell dp, I'll never live this down.

IHadAJeremyCorbynSexDream.

GraceGrape Tue 30-May-17 23:48:06

In the interests of balance, you should also let us know how you think Teresa, Tim, Nicola and shudder Paul would be in bed.

emwithme Tue 30-May-17 23:49:35

You can have Corbyn (if you must)

I have a giant crush on Jacob Rees-Mogg and nothing I can do gets rid of it I bet he'd be FILTHY.

QueenLaBeefah Tue 30-May-17 23:49:51

Grim

FreeSpiritJen Tue 30-May-17 23:50:19

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PhuqIt Tue 30-May-17 23:50:32

Theresa would be quite the dominatrix I reckon

PhuqIt Tue 30-May-17 23:51:41

How about Trump if we're going to gross-out points? Imagine stroking THAT demon

gunting Tue 30-May-17 23:51:42

Corbyn - just no.

Theresa doesn't strike me and someone who has sex.

PelvicFloorClenchReminder Tue 30-May-17 23:52:06

Diane Abbott.... is that you?

helpimitchy Wed 31-May-17 00:08:57

I dreamt about Boris Johnson a while ago.

He certainly knew some tricks blush

(I am not a Tory)

SilentlyScreamingAgain Wed 31-May-17 00:10:58

That the most disgusting thing I've ever read on the whole internet.

Argeles Wed 31-May-17 00:36:48

emwithme - Oh my, Jacob Rees Mogg, yessss pleeeeease!

He has such a hot, 'Headmasterly' air of authority, and there's so much going on under those glasses.

And Andy Burnham for me too, with those delicious eyelashes and eyes.

Yes, Jacob would be my Headmaster, and Andy would be my Deputy Head, and boy would they straighten me out!

MargotLovedTom1 Wed 31-May-17 00:39:37

Oh OP, I couldn't. I just....couldn't. sad

Hidingtonothing Wed 31-May-17 00:47:40

I don't think there's a single politician I 'would' although I did (to my shame) once have a sex dream about Nigel Farage blush

MistySparrow Wed 31-May-17 00:50:22

Oh my God. Seriously?

MistySparrow Wed 31-May-17 00:52:42

Corby Corbyn? As in Jeremy Corbyn?

I just googled in case there is another one I missed.

Bit speechless OP grin

MistySparrow Wed 31-May-17 00:59:59

Jacob Rees Mogg?

What's the fucking matter with you lot?

HerRoyalFattyness Wed 31-May-17 01:06:59

You lot are fucking gross.
Honestly.
I think you all need to give yourselves a talking to.
Or maybe you need a good seeing to if you're that desperate envy <----- not envy

Insomnibrat Wed 31-May-17 08:41:25

You are all hilarious.
The only one i'd admit to would be Frank Underwood from House of Cards. Oh god, yes.

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Wed 31-May-17 08:43:59

There's another thread about this. I don't see why his perceived 'attractiveness' is in any way relevant. But then I think he looks like the creepy fucker in every pub who sits in the corner leering.

You know there's a space bar, right?

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Wed 31-May-17 08:44:38

Insomni That's totally reasonable though - Kevin Spacey had such charisma and so does the character grin

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