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NoLoveofMine Sat 20-May-17 01:36:36

Too much serious conversation on here. I for one just want to talk nonsense.

Is this acceptable?

Happy to request this thread for deletion if no-one responds, leaving me embarrassed.

WaitingYetAgain Sat 20-May-17 01:45:28

I'll respond so you're not embarrassed.

I was thinking of posting...


as my nonsense.

YANBU grin

What nonsense were you thinking of?

ClemDanfango Sat 20-May-17 01:55:17

Yesterday I went get my DS from school, whilst waiting in the playground for him to come out I realised he had dodgeball after school so walked home again, I'd been home 5 mins when the school office rang to say my debit card had been found in the playground and could I come and collect it, I walked back and got it then went home again, 15 mins later I walked back again to collect my DS, like a human yoyo.
When we got home I found my washing machine had spewed foam all over my kitchen floor, I mopped that up then promptly slipped and smashed both knees on the hard floor, as I got up I glanced out of the window and saw my full washing line collapse spectacularly pinging across the garden causing the pully bit to smack in to my kitchen door shattering the glass and depositing my still wet washing all over the mucky garden.
I also knocked over a full saucepan of homemade soup as I fell meaning I had to mop the floor again.

Yesterday was not a good day, and no I'm not Frank Spencer.

NoLoveofMine Sat 20-May-17 01:55:20

Haha I am saved from feeling ridiculous by your post, thank you!

NoLoveofMine Sat 20-May-17 01:57:03

I also knocked over a full saucepan of homemade soup as I fell meaning I had to mop the floor again.

I know how you feel.

I wrote off my last phone by dropping it in the toilet, trying to dry it with my hairdryer, looking up on Google how to salvage a soaked phone and dousing it in rice in a saucepan.

Needless to say, I now have a different phone (screen held together with sellotape).

Asmoto Sat 20-May-17 01:59:24

E's are good, E's are good - E's Ebenezer Goode

(what's on my i-pod at the moment)

Extraordinary fella like Mister Punchinello


Hope that is nonsensical enough grin

AfunaMbatata Sat 20-May-17 01:59:35

I squashed a green fly on my nose by accident yesterday angry wasn't even a small one!

NoLoveofMine Sat 20-May-17 02:00:09

They call me quiet girl
But I'm a riot

NoLoveofMine Sat 20-May-17 02:00:53

Been so many moths in our house this week my mum has forced us to do moth killer treatment room by room. I'm still inhaling it in here.

Asmoto Sat 20-May-17 02:03:02

Techno tribal, a postive requirement something something activate the rhythm that has always been within.

More Shaman nonsense, but, fuck, it was the music of the 1990s so by default EXCELLENT.

Asmoto Sat 20-May-17 02:03:52

I so love it that on Mumsnet you can SWEAR!

ClemDanfango Sat 20-May-17 02:05:58

Does anyone remember the Bermuda shorts craze in the early 90s? And bum bags? I had a neon pink bum bag 🤣

NoLoveofMine Sat 20-May-17 02:06:04

This is great music:


Asmoto Sat 20-May-17 02:10:07

I remember from the early 90s:

German Army jackets teamed with long floral skirts and painted DMs
Cream fair isle type cardigans with jeans
Floral hair bands
Tab clear
Chelsea Girls being replaced by River Islands (pah angry )

SoftlyCatchyMonkey1 Sat 20-May-17 02:11:44

Someone started a thread about a parent sucking snot out of their kids nose and swallowing it and I can't stop feeling disgusted about it

Asmoto Sat 20-May-17 02:12:55


Asmoto Sat 20-May-17 02:13:36

(If it had been ear wax I wouldn't have minded, though)

Asmoto Sat 20-May-17 02:14:32

No way no way
Muh nu mu nah
Don't get fresh with me

NoLoveofMine Sat 20-May-17 02:14:46


NoLoveofMine Sat 20-May-17 02:15:14

Nope, that's beyond the rules of my nonsense thread. WTF???

Littlefrogletx Sat 20-May-17 02:15:57

The snot thing actually made me sick.

NoLoveofMine Sat 20-May-17 02:16:06

I can just about cope with my brothers' various bodily functions but this is too far.

Littlefrogletx Sat 20-May-17 02:16:57

Dont get fresh with me. Nah nah nah

Asmoto Sat 20-May-17 02:17:04

Memories of the 1990s - the supremely nonsensical Vanilla grin

NoLoveofMine Sat 20-May-17 02:17:09


Life began in 2000.

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