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AIBU - embarrased but can't stop laughing at my idiocy - lighthearted

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BlueberryButtons Tue 16-May-17 14:24:25

So I went for a routine check-up to the hospital today. Had my heart scan done, got dressed, went to the waiting area... People around were giving me funny looks and the T-shirt felt uncomfortable...
Looked at myself and low and behold the T-shirt was inside out back to front with the label proudly parading at my chest shock
Mortified, I rushed to the toilet only to find it was closed for cleaning! The cleaning lady took pity on me and let me in, so we both had a hearty laugh while I was changing grin
Am on a train still snorting at myself but pls pls tell me if you recently embarassed yourself publicly that still makes you laugh

AllTheWittyNamesAreGone Tue 16-May-17 14:32:15

I answered the door in my t shirt and big grotty pre 4 stone weight loss naughty kidney hugging knickers.
I had been cooking and had got goo on me trousers so slid them off and popped them in the washing machine and carried on mixing when the door knocked, it was instinctive, I just opened the door
It was my young neighbour telling me they were going to Turkey and could we keep an eye on their flat.she looked horrified and talked like a deer in headlight trying to keep looking at my face.
God love her though,it's been a year since and I still cringe daily but she's never mentioned .

Justmadeperfectflapjacks Tue 16-May-17 14:32:36

Pulled up at work on Friday (cleaner of houses) parked on a sloped drive. .
Opened the boot to get stuff out and ds football rolled out and down the bank. . Past a dozen houses and onto the main road. . Wasn't going to try and run and catch it (a dm of 45!)so had or wait til it came to a standstill. .
An elderly lady walked along side and commented she wondered who's it was.
Felt the need to say it was my ds ball. .

AllTheWittyNamesAreGone Tue 16-May-17 14:32:38

Grotty not naughty

BlueberryButtons Tue 16-May-17 14:48:45

grin you've described story of my life though with delivery couriers grin i don't think they'd recognise me in the street looking like a normal person and not a house slob

MarcelineTheVampire Tue 16-May-17 14:50:43

I've opened the front door to several people with my boob hanging out after breastfeeding my DD blush....wondered why they were awkward and wanting to get out of here ASAP.

redpickle Tue 16-May-17 15:02:11

I answered the door in my tiara and veil (and PJs) having forgotten I was wearing it! I've been married 12 years but found it in a cupboard...thought I'd try it on. It was my next door neighbour collecting a package. He didn't mention it. I didn't mention it but had realised when passing a mirror to get his parcel. I looked very PRETTY grin

Nishky Tue 16-May-17 15:06:48

I did that redpickle - not the veil though, dd aged 3 had that and my wedding tiara on, I had a tiara I wore as a bridesmaid.
Paid the milkman whilst making small talk, then had a moment of realisation- 'I'm still wearing the tiara aren't I'.

He replied yes and scarpered.

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