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To ask the worst usernames your come across?

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CockBreath · 11/05/2017 13:44

Just the title really.

What's the worst username you have come across on mn?

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BadKnee · 11/05/2017 13:45

TAAT

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Deadsouls · 11/05/2017 13:46
Grin
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Teatowelfairy · 11/05/2017 13:47

CockBreath Grin

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CockBreath · 11/05/2017 13:51

Taat? Just asking a generic question.
I was reading a certain thread but from 2009. Their has to be some newer fabulous names out in the mumsnet world.

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saltandvinegarcrisps1 · 11/05/2017 13:52

User1578425689866534578764 ad infinitum

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KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 11/05/2017 13:53

User number.

I assume they're all trolls or journalists.

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cliffdiver · 11/05/2017 13:56

I dunno op, cockbreath is pretty bad Grin

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user1489179512 · 11/05/2017 13:59

Oh yay. I iz a journo. Cool

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CaoNiMartacus · 11/05/2017 14:00

Anything containing children's names, the word "mumma" (particularly "ProudMumma"), or anything twee.

There are some absolutely brilliant ones to counteract the bad ones. UterusUterusGhali, for example. I love that!

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zzzzz · 11/05/2017 14:02

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EdmundCleverClogs · 11/05/2017 14:03

Any username that makes the poster sound like a pretentious, know-it-all, smarty-pants.

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LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 11/05/2017 14:05

Well this will end well, people slagging off other people's usernames, what could go wrong?

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CainDinglesLeatherJacket · 11/05/2017 14:06

@EdmundCleverClogs I see what you did there Grin

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Cocklodger · 11/05/2017 14:06

I'm very disappointed no one has said
Cocklodger :( Grin
Hmm...
worst as in crude or most annoying?
The most annoying ones for me are "mum" names
So "proudmummy6837" or "Mummytotwo". It's so twee.
Userinsert a gazillion numbers Is annoying simply because on a long thread you can't keep track of who is who.
I like anyfucker, eatshitsandleaves, eatshitderek...

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Ginger782 · 11/05/2017 14:08

^ Ditto. Anything "mumma" or "mummy".

The BEST username on MN, however, is PyongyangKipperbang. Grin

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DorkMaiden · 11/05/2017 14:10

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EdmundCleverClogs · 11/05/2017 14:10

CainDinglesLeatherJacket I have nooo idea what you mean Smile.

(I wish I could have the passive aggressive smiley as my username Grin).

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ShowMePotatoSalad · 11/05/2017 14:12

My username's boring so it's my least favourite. I only typed it in because I couldn't think of one and DH was rattling out Family Guy quotes.

I think if I could choose again, from now, I'd go with CalmDownYouAngryLittleLoon or IcingSausageWasALie

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Beerwench · 11/05/2017 14:13

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface has got to be my favourite.
User + numbers are confusing because if there is more than one on a thread you lose track of who said what.
I like anything that's clever with words and makes me smile!

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DramaInPyjamas · 11/05/2017 14:17

My favourite user name is ClaireFromSteps. just makes me honk with laughter whenever I see it for some reason

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CockBreath · 11/05/2017 14:18

@cliffdiver that is horrendous. I'm laughing my head off. Your name is terrible

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CockBreath · 11/05/2017 14:19

@LiviaDrusillaAugusta
Nothing because we are all mature adults. Nobody is going to get pissed off.
Right guys ?

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CockBreath · 11/05/2017 14:20

One of my favourites has to be
PepperedPig

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HolditFinger · 11/05/2017 14:28

OTheHugeManatee always made me smile. I've not seen them around in a while though.

Agree with all the User533356777 names. I think I'm due a name change soon, so I'm hoping for some inspiration.

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DonaldStott · 11/05/2017 14:30

Oh god there was one that made me feel queasy each time I seen it. Can't remember exactly but it was something along the lines of usedspermytowel or something like that.

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