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CockBreath Thu 11-May-17 13:44:17

Just the title really.

What's the worst username you have come across on mn?

BadKnee Thu 11-May-17 13:45:15


Deadsouls Thu 11-May-17 13:46:09


Teatowelfairy Thu 11-May-17 13:47:37

CockBreath grin

CockBreath Thu 11-May-17 13:51:54

Taat? Just asking a generic question.
I was reading a certain thread but from 2009. Their has to be some newer fabulous names out in the mumsnet world.

saltandvinegarcrisps1 Thu 11-May-17 13:52:11

User1578425689866534578764 ad infinitum

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface Thu 11-May-17 13:53:07

User number.

I assume they're all trolls or journalists.

cliffdiver Thu 11-May-17 13:56:42

I dunno op, cockbreath is pretty bad grin

user1489179512 Thu 11-May-17 13:59:06

Oh yay. I iz a journo. Cool

CaoNiMartacus Thu 11-May-17 14:00:21

Anything containing children's names, the word "mumma" (particularly "ProudMumma"), or anything twee.

There are some absolutely brilliant ones to counteract the bad ones. UterusUterusGhali, for example. I love that!

zzzzz Thu 11-May-17 14:02:17


Even better when you know the Ghali translates as "expensive"


EdmundCleverClogs Thu 11-May-17 14:03:35

Any username that makes the poster sound like a pretentious, know-it-all, smarty-pants.

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Thu 11-May-17 14:05:04

Well this will end well, people slagging off other people's usernames, what could go wrong?

CainDinglesLeatherJacket Thu 11-May-17 14:06:01

@EdmundCleverClogs I see what you did there grin

Cocklodger Thu 11-May-17 14:06:31

I'm very disappointed no one has said
Cocklodger sad grin
worst as in crude or most annoying?
The most annoying ones for me are "mum" names
So "proudmummy6837" or "Mummytotwo". It's so twee.
User^insert a gazillion numbers^ Is annoying simply because on a long thread you can't keep track of who is who.
I like anyfucker, eatshitsandleaves, eatshitderek...

Ginger782 Thu 11-May-17 14:08:47

^ Ditto. Anything "mumma" or "mummy".

The BEST username on MN, however, is PyongyangKipperbang. grin

DorkMaiden Thu 11-May-17 14:10:11

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EdmundCleverClogs Thu 11-May-17 14:10:30

CainDinglesLeatherJacket I have nooo idea what you mean smile.

(I wish I could have the passive aggressive smiley as my username grin).

ShowMePotatoSalad Thu 11-May-17 14:12:00

My username's boring so it's my least favourite. I only typed it in because I couldn't think of one and DH was rattling out Family Guy quotes.

I think if I could choose again, from now, I'd go with CalmDownYouAngryLittleLoon or IcingSausageWasALie

Beerwench Thu 11-May-17 14:13:59

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface has got to be my favourite.
User + numbers are confusing because if there is more than one on a thread you lose track of who said what.
I like anything that's clever with words and makes me smile!

DramaInPyjamas Thu 11-May-17 14:17:19

My favourite user name is ClaireFromSteps. just makes me honk with laughter whenever I see it for some reason

CockBreath Thu 11-May-17 14:18:26

@cliffdiver that is horrendous. I'm laughing my head off. Your name is terrible

CockBreath Thu 11-May-17 14:19:02

Nothing because we are all mature adults. Nobody is going to get pissed off.
Right guys ?

CockBreath Thu 11-May-17 14:20:14

One of my favourites has to be

HolditFinger Thu 11-May-17 14:28:04

OTheHugeManatee always made me smile. I've not seen them around in a while though.

Agree with all the User533356777 names. I think I'm due a name change soon, so I'm hoping for some inspiration.

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