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Am I a total pillock?

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Agerbilatemycardigan Wed 26-Apr-17 17:35:49

I suspect that the answer to that would be yes.

Wanted to spray something gold yesterday, but the button on the top of the aerosol can was broken so I decided to remove it.

This is when I learned that using a Stanley knife on a spray can is a really bad idea. I ended up looking like a crappy Jackson Pollock version of the woman in Goldfinger and my kitchen now looks like King Midas has had a bout of explosive diarrhoea in it.

On the plus side, my wok now looks super shiny and my hair got free highlights grin

Please tell me I'm not beyond hope..

SleepWhatSleep1 Wed 26-Apr-17 17:37:39


ButtonBoo Wed 26-Apr-17 17:51:44

Yep. Total pillock! grin

RiversrunWoodville Wed 26-Apr-17 17:52:42

Yes but to be fair this is also something I would do

Agerbilatemycardigan Wed 26-Apr-17 17:53:06

I thought so ButtonBoo

Thanks for confirming it grin

Agerbilatemycardigan Wed 26-Apr-17 17:55:05

I salute you for your honesty Rivers grin

MrsMozart Wed 26-Apr-17 17:56:38

But a shiny pillock grin

FadedRed Wed 26-Apr-17 17:57:14

Could have been, grey or brown spots (mould, leprosy or shite). At least your rash looks shiny and you might start a new trend for 'gold-leaf look'.
Any turps or white spirit in the shed?

floraeasy Wed 26-Apr-17 17:59:01

You're a Pollock, not a pillock grin

Agerbilatemycardigan Wed 26-Apr-17 18:06:21

I'm a Pollock pillock flora grin grin A walking work of art.

I now smell of eau du turps Faded which explains why people would rather stand than sit next to me on the bus earlier wink

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