Carbs. Bloody bloody carbs.

[MOIST]

I am mid night shifts. Very short of sleep and very very hungry.

THERE ARE NO BLOODY BASTARD CARB IN THIS STUPID HOUSE.

And it is Bloody Sunday and all the stupid shops are shut so I can't even bloody buy any. (GF. Corner shops don't do GF).

I have cried tears of actual rage. There isn't even much cheese for me to eat. There is plenty of ham, pastrami, chicken and other meaty shit in the fridge. I don't bloody like meat.

I NEED CARBS FFS

[MOIST]

Blood H's fault for buying delicious crunchy poison coated oven chips. Got.

[Leeds2]

Any chance of making a baked potato?
Order a home delivery take away?
Any garages nearby that you could drive to?

[bigchris]

Order a takeaway

Don't you have any pasta ?

[Derlei]

I'm sure the Tesco Express and mini Sainsbury's shops have a gluten free range, and are open until 9

[MOIST]

Rarest bloody Tesco is 15 sodding miles away.
No pasta. No bread. No potatoes. (except poison coated oven chips). I am sad.

[MOIST]

I'm going to have to actually cook something with leeks and carrots and lentils.

[HemanOrSheRa]

Oh you have my sympathies OP . I am on the home straight of a 48 hour on call stint. I get terribly hungry and tired. Could you get some rice? And make a pilaf type thing. Or order/pick up a takeaway?

[MOIST]

I could swing by the chippy on the way back in couldn't I?
Mmmmmm chips. With a pickled egg or two.

[SherlockPotter]

That's if the chip shop is open... sorry 😬