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He said I'm bad in bed

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Beforethelastpetalfalls Thu 20-Apr-17 22:28:31

Been seeing one guy on and off for a couple of months. He's text me to say I'm bad in bed and I just lie there.

Every single time I've tried to get on top I'm told no because he likes to be in control.

I've give him a blowjob every single time and he's never once gone down on me.

I'm so pissed off. I feel like I've been told I played a shit match when I was benched throughout the whole game.

spankhurst Thu 20-Apr-17 22:30:50

Sorry, he texted you to say you were bad in bed?! Is he 17? He sounds like an utter twat and certainly no loss to you. Don't give him another moment of your time.

GreatFuckability Thu 20-Apr-17 22:31:12

i would reply with 'well i'm glad we are both on the same wavelength about that. perhaps best we both find someone better!' and then leave it there.

Storminateapot Thu 20-Apr-17 22:31:23

He's quite the charmer isn't he? I'd say what you've just said here to him & tell him he's a selfish, boring, crap shag & a nasty person to boot.

Darbs76 Thu 20-Apr-17 22:31:53

Tell him to get lost - he's not even worth arguing with. How childish

annandale Thu 20-Apr-17 22:32:20

I woudn't expend the energy for a lengthy denunciation. 'OK bye then' would cover it.

fusspot66 Thu 20-Apr-17 22:32:20

Show him the red card and he can go back to having sex with Mrs Hand and her 4 lovely daughters.

MrsMeeseeks Thu 20-Apr-17 22:32:47

Ditch the fucker! You're well rid.

geddes Thu 20-Apr-17 22:32:50

He texted you with that? confused

You're well out of it!

PickAChew Thu 20-Apr-17 22:33:09

Wow, he sounds such a catch.

Hope you told him you felt the same about him.

hesterton Thu 20-Apr-17 22:33:25

He's a pathetic inadequate twat. With hang ups he has chosen to blame you for - so much easier to do that and move on than face the fact he's a useless shag who hasn't a clue how to please a woman.

Ignore this man. Not worth the space.

AlternativeTentacle Thu 20-Apr-17 22:33:59

'Who is this' should cover it.

Birdsgottaf1y Thu 20-Apr-17 22:34:05

Write off his opinion as being worthless and move on.

Make sure that you're getting what you want from your dalliances, don't compromise and if it doesn't work out, well that's the way it goes.

expatinscotland Thu 20-Apr-17 22:34:06

'Pot.kettle.black. Bye' and then block him.

georgethecat Thu 20-Apr-17 22:34:09

Who would do that? What an idiot. Dodged bullet

magimedi Thu 20-Apr-17 22:34:20

LTB.

Now.

Don't gibe him any more of your time or thoughts.

Life is too short to put up with a toss pot like him.

AnyFucker Thu 20-Apr-17 22:34:27

You are going to see him again though, right ?

Chirrup5 Thu 20-Apr-17 22:35:10

What a bellend. Don't even dignify that text with a reply. Delete, block, move on.

Patriciathestripper1 Thu 20-Apr-17 22:35:39

Say "well it's s bit like playing pool... if you play with someone crap then your game goes down too" grin

blackteasplease Thu 20-Apr-17 22:36:18

alternative's answer is brilliant

Meekonsandwich Thu 20-Apr-17 22:36:42

Wow what a dickhead.

I love the "who is this?"

Don't give him the time of day.

Topseyt Thu 20-Apr-17 22:37:06

Tell him to sling his hook and take his tiny little willy elsewhere.

Smeaton Thu 20-Apr-17 22:37:07

Dump the prick, preferably off the top of a block of flats.

BlondeBecky1983 Thu 20-Apr-17 22:38:21

Who is this? Brilliant!

TheZeppo Thu 20-Apr-17 22:38:28

please just block him and don't reply. He clearly wants you to jump through hoops. Fuck that.

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