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To be annoyed at these shocked fat free bitches?

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DeanaPiana · 17/04/2017 19:52

Perhaps you'll know who I mean. Not sure what brand but there's a Greek Yoghurt advert with shouty/shocked women when they find out the yoghurt is Fat FREE!

In one ad, the man looses his control of the pottery. In the other he looses control of a bolder of some sort.

Equally annoying is the Oak Furniture land manager and his annoying assistant. Terrible ad. Maybe I'm just easily fucked off.

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Justmadeperfectflapjacks · 17/04/2017 19:54

Ofl is under scrutiny as its furniture feet aren't wood!! Shock

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DeanaPiana · 17/04/2017 19:56

Justmade how completely awful of them. Oak my arse then

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JaneEyre70 · 17/04/2017 20:28

The Go Compare man makes me feel murderous and I have to mute the TV. If someone took him out in a rage attack in Tesco one day I wouldn't be shocked. Whoever came up with that advert should be made to listen to it 24 hours a day for the rest of their lives as compensation for the rest of us.

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streakofmalevolence · 17/04/2017 20:29

It gets much worse... You can win a holiday with "l love my kids " Andre

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WorraLiberty · 17/04/2017 20:30

Your arse is made of oak? Shock

What about your feet?

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AvaCrowder2 · 17/04/2017 20:31

My dd went into ofl. She picked up a candle and asked if it was made of oak.

Were you watching the Proclaimers film?

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ZilphasHatpin · 17/04/2017 20:32

Money supermarket dance offs boil my piss Hmm get back to work, you can't dance! Grin

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topcat2014 · 17/04/2017 20:32

Mind you, there was some shocking abuse aimed at the SCS lady who comes out each year - undeserved in my view

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topcat2014 · 17/04/2017 20:33

I tried explaining to DD that men don't eat yoghurt according to the adverts - she said "but you do daddy" - yes I said, but in one spoon per pot practically, so it would look messy on TV.

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DeanaPiana · 17/04/2017 20:34

JaneEyre can't stand that bloody song!

Can't stand Andre either.

Worra Why ice cream of course, to compensate for my wooden arse. It's terribly inconvenient to sit on

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luckylucky24 · 17/04/2017 20:34

I hate the Oral-B ads. "I didn't even know Oral-B did a tooth paste!"
Well what else do they fucking do you moron!!!!! (other than toothbrush so not exactly a revelation) Fuck me. Not even believable!

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Riversleep · 17/04/2017 20:34

The greek yoghurt ad entirely populated by people who have never eaten full fat yoghurt! There is no comparison Grin

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FormerlyFrikadela01 · 17/04/2017 20:35

I can cope with go compare man... It's the fucking pilots in the advert that piss me off.

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topcat2014 · 17/04/2017 20:36

The go compare actor wears a fat suit these days, as he lost weight since the original adverts.

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topcat2014 · 17/04/2017 20:37

@formerly - is that the one where their plane has windscreens like a conservatory!

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DeanaPiana · 17/04/2017 20:37

lucky DH commented on her the other day, and saying the exact same Grin

Don't know why they out these dim and fake looking people on for these ads. And why do loads of them look like they're miming?!

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NeonGod73 · 17/04/2017 20:38

For some weird reason I want to punch the Trivago brunette.

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Heathen4Hire · 17/04/2017 20:38

The stupid Greek Goddess/fat free yogurt ad stinks because it depicts men as himbos. And women as equally vapid.

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Flapjackninja · 17/04/2017 20:38

lucky Grin I was going to say that one! Its Oral B how is it a suprise!!

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LightDrizzle · 17/04/2017 20:40

Topcat, that's my kind of fact! You can keep your Newtonian mechanics.

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topcat2014 · 17/04/2017 20:40

I don't mind the enthusiastic youngster in OFL, mind you never been in their shops.

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Glossolalia · 17/04/2017 20:40

VIPoo... It's grim.

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DeanaPiana · 17/04/2017 20:41

Nicole Shitsinger does a yoghurt ad too. And what the fuck was she doing in that family garden and laying on the garden grass laughing to herself? So very out of place

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Goldfishjane · 17/04/2017 20:42

Gloss, that's an ad slogan right there!!

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luckylucky24 · 17/04/2017 20:42

It appeared on the TV just as I posted aswell.

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