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BeingACuntItsABingThing Sun 16-Apr-17 01:28:33

I don't give a crap about outing oneself right now. Usually we do the hunt but I've ruined said hunt. I have s bag of (Sainsbury's) eggs here for tomorrow. How do I save this. And flame away I don't care

FeralBeryl Sun 16-Apr-17 01:32:24

Right.

What? Start at the beginning...

BeingACuntItsABingThing Sun 16-Apr-17 01:34:46

Right usually we do a hunt for kids

I have ruined it by buying the wrong eggs so no hunt

How do I present eggs to kids
I've been left alone to sort this

Ya know cos it's my fault hmm

MrsHenryWales Sun 16-Apr-17 01:36:08

How are they the wrong sort?

SheRaaarghPrincessOfPower Sun 16-Apr-17 01:36:18

confused

FeralBeryl Sun 16-Apr-17 01:36:34

Why are your eggs wrong?
Are they chocolate?

If so then you have NOT ruined the hunt, you're merely being spoken to by an idiot.

ShamefulDodger Sun 16-Apr-17 01:37:45

How are they wrong?

Because if they are chocolate I really don't think children care which shop you bought them from?

PandaSays Sun 16-Apr-17 01:39:06

In what way did they say they are wrong? If it's chocolate and egg shaped just crack on with it! Even if it's not eff shaped if it's chocolate the kids won't care!

BeingACuntItsABingThing Sun 16-Apr-17 01:39:09

Yep they are chocolate and I know they are not wrong but it is a joint thing. So now I'm just doing it for mine. How???

PerspicaciaTick Sun 16-Apr-17 01:39:14

Tell us eggsactly what eggs you do have and then we can help you come up with some cunning ideas for distributing them.

BeingACuntItsABingThing Sun 16-Apr-17 01:40:52

Think generic vs big company

My generic don't fit

All I want is happy kids

PerspicaciaTick Sun 16-Apr-17 01:41:04

x-post.

Still not understanding what the problem is. You have children who want eggs. You have eggs. You are 99% of the way there.

BeingACuntItsABingThing Sun 16-Apr-17 01:43:10

Yep I am if I was alone with children and eggs. Other children here with Cadbury and we can't join in because we don't have Cadbury( whole different issue) I just want to give my kids my eggs and there be no complaints

ShamefulDodger Sun 16-Apr-17 01:43:34

All the happy kids want is to eat the chocolate.

Step 1: Throw Sainsbury's eggs in to the garden.

Step 2: Shout ' EGGHUNT, eat all the chocolate you can find.

Step 3: Sit down with a cuppa. Your work is done.

FeralBeryl Sun 16-Apr-17 01:44:06

Right- your mate/partner/family expected you to buy certain expensive eggs and you've bought probably identical cheaper ones and they've thrown their rattle out the pram and now you're having to sort your own hunt? Warm?

BeingACuntItsABingThing Sun 16-Apr-17 01:44:36

Wish it was that easy wink I'd be happy with that

FeralBeryl Sun 16-Apr-17 01:44:50

Cross posted sorry.

Are the other kids in your home?

BeingACuntItsABingThing Sun 16-Apr-17 01:45:16

They are in the same home

ShamefulDodger Sun 16-Apr-17 01:45:33

It is that easy. Works here every year. Even with teenage dsd grin

FeralBeryl Sun 16-Apr-17 01:45:59

So who has bought the other eggs then? DP?

BeingACuntItsABingThing Sun 16-Apr-17 01:46:27

It's tempting grin

melj1213 Sun 16-Apr-17 01:46:46

1) Use your eggs for the hunt anyway bc you haven't actually given a reason why you can't use them, except that they don't "fit" (fit what exactly?!)

2) Screw the hunt and just give your kids the lot of them so they can get the sugar hit in one go

FeralBeryl Sun 16-Apr-17 01:46:47

In fact it doesn't matter who bought what sorry.
Have you got any coloured paper?

BeingACuntItsABingThing Sun 16-Apr-17 01:47:07

Me and my mum, my brothers are close in age to my eldest

FeralBeryl Sun 16-Apr-17 01:48:01

Oh ignore her!
Make labels for your eggs, or a clue on a post it so they work out who the egg is meant to be for?

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