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to think having sex on the sofa is gross?

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Hoptastic53 Sat 15-Apr-17 22:27:01

Our two year old sleeps in our bed. This is soon to change as I'm pregnant but in the meantime, every night without fail DP is wink wink nudge nudging me about coming down to shag on the sofa after I put her to bed. AIBU to think it's a bit grim? It's a black fabric sofa. Our DC sit and eat on it.

So as not to be accused of drip feeding, I don't mean we shouldn't have sex until she moves to her own bed. We often do during the day when she naps in her pushchair while her siblings are at school or in the morning at weekends if she's off downstairs with her siblings. But on the sofa just feels wrong and unhygienic.

CherylVole Sat 15-Apr-17 22:28:27

LOL

You wally

ActuallyThatsSUPREMECommander Sat 15-Apr-17 22:29:41

Towel

BreakfastAtSquiffanys Sat 15-Apr-17 22:32:29

I prefer the kitchen table.
(note to self- ensure marmalade jar is removed before doing the deed in future)

TheElephantofSurprise Sat 15-Apr-17 22:33:42

Is it the sex you don't want? Because doing it on the sofa is traditional. Everyone does that. Oh yes.

msgrinch Sat 15-Apr-17 22:34:00

There's not a surface in my house i haven't "done it" on.

Asmoto Sat 15-Apr-17 22:34:39

It might be a bit uncomfortable, if your sofa isn't very large!

PuntCuffin Sat 15-Apr-17 22:34:53

If you get the kids to eat at the table, you can stop worrying about food crumbs up your fanjo.

Or is that not what you meant? confused

NabobsFromNobHill Sat 15-Apr-17 22:35:29

I hope thats a joke otherwise its really bloody sad.

MrsTerryPratchett Sat 15-Apr-17 22:35:30

We have naice throws. grin

TheStoic Sat 15-Apr-17 22:35:46

Compromise, and do it on the floor in front of the sofa.

Trinpy Sat 15-Apr-17 22:36:10

No the living room floor is better. Sofas are too small ime. Make sure you put plenty of blankets down first though or you end up with carpet burn on your back and it hurts.

MrsTerryPratchett Sat 15-Apr-17 22:36:21

But for hygiene, children should eat at the table.

MrsHughesCarson Sat 15-Apr-17 22:36:23

It's not the sofa that shocks me, it's the every night without fail
Where do you find the energy?

WyfOfBathe Sat 15-Apr-17 22:36:23

Put a blanket down.

It's not all that comfortable though, in my experience wink

QuitMoaning Sat 15-Apr-17 22:36:33

Sofa is better than the bed for me. No idea why...

TheWitTank Sat 15-Apr-17 22:36:40

grin no issues with sofa sex here. Unclench and have fun!
Seriously though, if you don't feel comfortable do it elsewhere. Put a blanket on the floor of the living room.

alltouchedout Sat 15-Apr-17 22:37:08

We cosleep with our 2.5 year old. I can't remember the last time we had sex in a bed. It's usually the living room floor tbh!

ThisIsStartingToBoreMe Sat 15-Apr-17 22:37:25

So do you only have sex in your bed then?

ilikepinacoladas Sat 15-Apr-17 22:37:51

But if you are worried about your children sitting somewhere you have had sex are you not worried about them (the 2yr old) sleeping where you have had sex?

NoelHeadbands Sat 15-Apr-17 22:37:57

We didn't shag in the bedroom for years when the kids were small

Always ate at the dining table though, tut.

NabobsFromNobHill Sat 15-Apr-17 22:38:05

Kids eating on the sofa is way less hygenic and more gross than shagging on it.

olderthanyouthink Sat 15-Apr-17 22:39:11

But you DD can sleep in your bed?! do you immediately change the sheets after you've had sex during the day?

justdontevenfuckingstart Sat 15-Apr-17 22:39:23

I was conceived on the sofa!

ShatnersBassoon Sat 15-Apr-17 22:40:19

Invest in a large antimacassar.

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