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TeenageCentaurMortificado Wed 12-Apr-17 18:36:10

AIBU to want a secret confessions thread?

I'll start.

I am stupidly in luuuuuuuurrrvvvvvveeee with a man from work almost 10 years younger than me. He's so lovely, and funny and clever and handsome and I just want to lick him. We get on so well. He'd probably die of shame if he realised and on occasion I feel like I'm old enough to be his mum even though clearly I'm not lol.

But gahhhh, I get the fanny gallops....

NOONE CAN KNOW! I can do nothing about this. No telling on me!

Spill your secrets people!

Isadora2007 Wed 12-Apr-17 18:37:13

I ate the 3 rolls that DH is now looking for for his tea...
I blamed the teenagers who are now out!
It was fatty me. blush

Justmuddlingalong Wed 12-Apr-17 18:40:28

I didn't leave the packet of ginger nut biscuits in the supermarket trolley, as I told DP when he looked for them. I ate the whole fucking lot of them yesterday, dunked in numerous cups of tea. wink

CaulkheadNorth Wed 12-Apr-17 18:40:33

I usually work on a Wednesday but I'm not this week as it's the holidays. I told a friend I was working though so I don't have to do the boring thing she suggested.

TeenageCentaurMortificado Wed 12-Apr-17 18:43:18

Lol is suspected there'd be food related ones.

Can I expand that I have many a naughty day (and night dream) about him. It's getting harder and harder to behave like a normal grown up sensible person. I'm 36 btw lol

Bringbackpublicfloggings Wed 12-Apr-17 18:44:13

I'm on a diet and thisafternoon i ate one of the Easter eggs I had put away for the dc..grin

Chirrup5 Wed 12-Apr-17 18:45:22

Checking pockets of DH's jeans before popping them in the machine this morning I pulled out a wad of receipts and a fiver. Binned the receipts and I kept the fiver wink

highinthesky Wed 12-Apr-17 18:46:15

I ate half a tub of salted caramel ice-cream this afternoon whilst "catching up with my paperwork". It did take the edge off the task, though.

Lulu1083 Wed 12-Apr-17 18:46:57

The rules say it's ok: half your age plus 7 grin

I just pretended I was really watching the minecraft boss battle dd was showing me on YouTube. I was not mumsnetting at all. Oh no

MrsJoyOdell Wed 12-Apr-17 18:47:18

So far this year I've bought my children:

Small Easter egg each
Lidl Easter character each
Aldi bunny each
Giant kinder egg each

Only the giant kinder eggs remain. The children had nothing to do with this. grin

Isthismummy Wed 12-Apr-17 18:47:35

I have a massive crush on Sketch from Tattoo Fixers.

My shame is deep and burning. It also isn't helped by DP calling him a hoyster twat every time we watch an episodeblush

JacquelineChan Wed 12-Apr-17 18:50:23

I broke into ds easter eggs last night and pinched a wispa. He won't know he's only 3.
Sorry #not sorry

chitofftheshovel Wed 12-Apr-17 18:52:53

I steam opened my sisters exam results, read them and restuck the envelope. This was years ago and I've never told anyone.

LexieLulu Wed 12-Apr-17 18:55:45

Every birthday or Christmas time I hack into everyone of my husbands emails/Amazon/fb etc to find out what he's bought me.

To date he has never got me a surprise (although I'm really good at acting so he'll never know)

ThomasRichard Wed 12-Apr-17 19:02:54

I particularly like the CBBC Deadly Top 10 episode featuring tuna because in it Steve Backshall is pulled along by a motorboat and they go so fast that his trunks get ripped off blushgrin I think it's hilarious and giggle right alongside the kids!

Isthismummy Wed 12-Apr-17 19:05:22

Hipster even...

TeenageCentaurMortificado Wed 12-Apr-17 19:07:46

I can't be the only one letching over an unrequited luuuurve...! 😱

Isthismummy Wed 12-Apr-17 19:07:52

Oh and ten years age difference is NOTHING op. My do is over ten years younger than me and I'm 38wink

You might very possibly be giving him the male version of fanny gallops you knowgrin

TeenageCentaurMortificado Wed 12-Apr-17 19:09:25

God I wish I was Isthismummy

It would be wrong on so many levels. Although we are both single agggh stop encouraging me... this way lies much trouble

incompetentmayorgoodway Wed 12-Apr-17 19:10:42

I actively encouraged my 7 year old to ring her grandma this morning knowing fine well she'd ask her to pick her up. I acted all sad that Dd was deserting me knowing fine well I was going to drink coffee all day and eat the hidden chocolate stash.

LexieLulu Wed 12-Apr-17 19:10:56

I have had sex dreams about a colleague... but I do not fancy them at all in real life... as close as I get!

expatinscotland Wed 12-Apr-17 19:11:04

I find Robert Peston sexy as hell.

TeenageCentaurMortificado Wed 12-Apr-17 19:13:04

expat here have some 🍷, you need it more than me! 😱

expatinscotland Wed 12-Apr-17 19:14:38

He's got that hangdog look about him, or like he slept rough on a park bench, passed out drunk. Yum!

Isthismummy Wed 12-Apr-17 19:17:06

Nowt wrong with Robert Expat Much better than my secrete crush.

Why would it be wrong TeenageCentaur? Give us reasons. I bet they don't stand up to MN scrutinygrin

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