To be furious at DH for purposely sneezing on me?

[Zhan]

I was sat in the floor in front of the sofa wearing a small vest and DH was sat on the sofa behind me. He often sticks rolled up tissue up his nose to make himself sneeze and he did this tonight and purposely directed the sneeze at me so that it went all up my back. I jumped out of my skin almost and turned to see him crying with laughter saying he'd heard the splatter as it hit me. What kind of moron finds this shit funny? Getting a bit sick of sharing my living space with anyone to be honest.

[HeyRoly]

That's disgusting.

He often sticks rolled up tissue up his nose to make himself sneeze

He sounds like an absolute riot.

[Gallavich]

That's disgusting. He sounds like a total twat.

[Doublemint]

That is totally minging.

[happypoobum]

Is he 8?

[brightspark2]

I wouldn't want to be him next time you get your period....

[PeppaPigTastesLikeBacon]

Did you marry a child?

[PatMullins]

"Getting a bit sick of sharing my living space with anyone to be honest."

I don't blame you, he sounds disgusting!

[FABpMummy]

That sounds revolting

[acornsandnuts]

That's rank. I would seriously need to rethink my relationship with someone like that.

[user1489261248]

My husband sneezed on me once, all over the side of my face. Not on purpose, but it was still vile.

Basically, his hands were full, (and he couldn't get a tissue in time,) and he didn't want to sneeze on his computer screen. It went all over the side of my face and my hair, and I literally SCREAMED. I had to shower and scrub myself, but he thought not only that it was funny, but also he moaned that he couldn't help it, and I needed to suck it up.

I felt that he could still have avoided the computer screen AND me if he had turned the the other way., Fucking twat.

It really pissed me off but at least he didn't do it deliberately!

[DonaldStott]

Urgh. That's gross. Does he act like a child in general?

[Miniwookie]

Vom. Ltb!

[MaximaDeWit]

That's foul.

I did laugh when I saw a PP saying they wouldn't want to be in his shoes when you get your period but, in all serious, you don't want to get into all that. I would just remind him how disgusting he is, and possibly publicly shame him by mentioning it next time you're out with friends - ideally someone he admires who he wouldn't want to know that about him.

[SweetChickadee]

He often sticks rolled up tissue up his nose to make himself sneeze

why...?

[Stormwhale]

Erm what the actual fuck? If someone chose to cover me in spit and snot on purpose that would be it for me. Done deal.

[brightspark2]

A lot of blokes are squeamish about breast milk too - are you lactating and have a good aim by any chance??

[twisterinyogapants]

🤢 he would be on the sofa for a long time.

[Zhan]

SweetChickadee - he likes the feel of a sneeze and says it's like a nose orgasm 🙄

[Topseyt]

He sounds like an arsewipe.

[NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom]

He sounds a real treasure

[DorothyBastard]

That is really disgusting, I would find it really degrading and would have zero sense of humour about it.

[PatMullins]

I like your thinking brightspark2

[ZigZagIntoTheBlue]

Reading that made me gag, game over for me!

[comedycentral]

Vom!

[Katedotness1963]

Disgusting!