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To be furious at DH for purposely sneezing on me?

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Zhan Mon 10-Apr-17 19:39:01

I was sat in the floor in front of the sofa wearing a small vest and DH was sat on the sofa behind me. He often sticks rolled up tissue up his nose to make himself sneeze and he did this tonight and purposely directed the sneeze at me so that it went all up my back. I jumped out of my skin almost and turned to see him crying with laughter saying he'd heard the splatter as it hit me. What kind of moron finds this shit funny? Getting a bit sick of sharing my living space with anyone to be honest.

HeyRoly Mon 10-Apr-17 19:40:40

That's disgusting.

He often sticks rolled up tissue up his nose to make himself sneeze

He sounds like an absolute riot.

Gallavich Mon 10-Apr-17 19:40:54

That's disgusting. He sounds like a total twat.

Doublemint Mon 10-Apr-17 19:44:26

That is totally minging. envy

happypoobum Mon 10-Apr-17 19:44:33

Is he 8?

brightspark2 Mon 10-Apr-17 19:45:17

I wouldn't want to be him next time you get your period....

PeppaPigTastesLikeBacon Mon 10-Apr-17 19:46:16

Did you marry a child?

PatMullins Mon 10-Apr-17 19:46:48

"Getting a bit sick of sharing my living space with anyone to be honest."

I don't blame you, he sounds disgusting! shock

FABpMummy Mon 10-Apr-17 19:48:44

That sounds revolting

acornsandnuts Mon 10-Apr-17 19:49:23

That's rank. I would seriously need to rethink my relationship with someone like that.

user1489261248 Mon 10-Apr-17 19:51:32

My husband sneezed on me once, all over the side of my face. Not on purpose, but it was still vile.

Basically, his hands were full, (and he couldn't get a tissue in time,) and he didn't want to sneeze on his computer screen. It went all over the side of my face and my hair, and I literally SCREAMED. I had to shower and scrub myself, but he thought not only that it was funny, but also he moaned that he couldn't help it, and I needed to suck it up.

I felt that he could still have avoided the computer screen AND me if he had turned the the other way., Fucking twat.

It really pissed me off but at least he didn't do it deliberately!

DonaldStott Mon 10-Apr-17 19:55:01

Urgh. That's gross. Does he act like a child in general?

Miniwookie Mon 10-Apr-17 19:55:25

Vom. Ltb!

MaximaDeWit Mon 10-Apr-17 19:59:31

That's foul.

I did laugh when I saw a PP saying they wouldn't want to be in his shoes when you get your period but, in all serious, you don't want to get into all that. I would just remind him how disgusting he is, and possibly publicly shame him by mentioning it next time you're out with friends - ideally someone he admires who he wouldn't want to know that about him.

SweetChickadee Mon 10-Apr-17 19:59:32

He often sticks rolled up tissue up his nose to make himself sneeze


Stormwhale Mon 10-Apr-17 20:01:41

Erm what the actual fuck? If someone chose to cover me in spit and snot on purpose that would be it for me. Done deal.

brightspark2 Mon 10-Apr-17 20:02:11

A lot of blokes are squeamish about breast milk too - are you lactating and have a good aim by any chance??

twisterinyogapants Mon 10-Apr-17 20:07:27

🤢 he would be on the sofa for a long time.

Zhan Mon 10-Apr-17 20:09:08

SweetChickadee - he likes the feel of a sneeze and says it's like a nose orgasm 🙄

Topseyt Mon 10-Apr-17 20:13:29

He sounds like an arsewipe.

NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom Mon 10-Apr-17 20:16:42

He sounds a real treasure hmm

DorothyBastard Mon 10-Apr-17 20:17:32

That is really disgusting, I would find it really degrading and would have zero sense of humour about it.

PatMullins Mon 10-Apr-17 20:30:40

I like your thinking brightspark2 grin

ZigZagIntoTheBlue Mon 10-Apr-17 20:36:07

Reading that made me gag, game over for me!

comedycentral Tue 11-Apr-17 17:19:38


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