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User543210 Sat 08-Apr-17 20:24:57

AIBU to think if you just start opening doors in a hospital you are going to come across a body? Its so obvious he's looking for compo ''Horrified'' ''shook'' ''upset'' ''I could have had my little son with me''.

titianlove Sat 08-Apr-17 20:27:27

They must struggle to cope with everyday life if this has had such an effect on them.

It's a dead body in a bed in hospital. They need to get over it.

haveacupoftea Sat 08-Apr-17 20:31:00

I can't say i'm overwhelmed with sympathy tbh

Sparklingbrook Sat 08-Apr-17 20:33:04

Oh it's the Worcester News. My local rag. Where do they get these people?

Their stories are usually hmm. My favourite by far is this one

VimFuego101 Sat 08-Apr-17 20:33:39

If you like compo faces, follow the 'Angry People in Local Newspapers' Facebook page.

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface Sat 08-Apr-17 20:33:56

I deal with bodies roughly once a month.

It's no biggie.

Why were they wandering randomly round a hospital? Easter Egg Hunt?

User543210 Sat 08-Apr-17 20:35:10

Vim that's where I got this gem!

TroysMammy Sat 08-Apr-17 20:36:55

A trained chef and although money is tight he splashed out on an Adsa takeaway. I'm sure he could have knocked something up for half the price.

WhiskyChick Sat 08-Apr-17 20:39:42

I'm glad this horror was so bad he inflicted on his brother in law too. That's what they get for poking around

user1471521456 Sat 08-Apr-17 20:40:24

Am I the only one who read the title and thought Compo out of Last of the Summer Wine?

ThoraGruntwhistle Sat 08-Apr-17 20:41:38

I wonder if they've ever been caught lingering in the fruit and veg aisle in case any soft fruits land on the floor, so they can run at them at full speed, slip over and then claim compensation for their raspberry based injuries.

Lesley1980 Sat 08-Apr-17 20:43:13

He's only 43? The shock has aged him 15 years

SueGeneris Sat 08-Apr-17 20:43:31

No, me too user147!

Actually still don't know what the compo bit means.

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface Sat 08-Apr-17 20:44:02

I hated Compo from Last Of The Summer Wine.

You can't stick a sex pest in a wooly hat and wellies and he suddenly becomes quirky and adorable.

SueGeneris Sat 08-Apr-17 20:44:03

Oh, compensation.

SueGeneris Sat 08-Apr-17 20:45:31

Tbf the whole of Last of the Summer Wine was shit though.

Not that I'm defending the woolly-hatred sex pest.

SailAwayWithMeHoney Sat 08-Apr-17 20:45:42

I love compo faces! The local paper is always good for that, where I live the customary sad face gets rated out of 10 in the comment section grin

WorraLiberty Sat 08-Apr-17 20:47:43

''Horrified'' ''shook'' ''upset'' ''I could have had my little son with me''

Sounds like your average Mumsnetter, reacting to a supermarket cashier commenting on their shopping grin

blackistheneworange Sat 08-Apr-17 20:51:37

His BIL is a real gentle sort too.....

neonrainbow Sat 08-Apr-17 20:52:22


All toilet doors in hospitals have toilet signs on! Surely a reasonable human would have quietly closed the door and alerted a nurse, not called his mate for a look and then gone to the papers? Disrespectful arse.

User543210 Sat 08-Apr-17 20:54:28

Worra grin

OldandJaded Sat 08-Apr-17 21:03:26

So how much is the enquiry and subsequent probable compo claim going to cost an already struggling NHS?
Because someone forgot to lock a door - how dare any medical professional with sick patients to care for be human and forget something......

Toddlerteaplease Sat 08-Apr-17 21:15:58

I saw this on Facebook. His 'ordeal', what about the family of The deceased, who have probably suffered a sudden loss. I think they are the ones going through a far worse 'ordeal'

Questioningeverything Sat 08-Apr-17 21:17:14

Daily mail sad face. Toilets have clear signs. Nosy Parker looking for something he shouldn't be more like than looking for a toilet. Probably hoped it was the supplies cupboard

liz70 Sat 08-Apr-17 21:22:11

"Am I the only one who read the title and thought Compo out of Last of the Summer Wine?"

No, I thought that too!

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