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Patriciathestripper1 Fri 07-Apr-17 12:47:54

Or should I hide it if people come round?
Dd brought her latest creation home for Easter (made it at school) she's 10 and very proud of it.
Thoughts please on what you think it could be..,,
I know what I first thought of. wink

00100001 Fri 07-Apr-17 12:48:37

BAHAHAHHAHAH

SHE MADE YOU AN EASTER PUNANI

00100001 Fri 07-Apr-17 12:49:15

Sorry for all caps blush

RJnomore1 Fri 07-Apr-17 12:51:00

It's quite obviously a fanny hand feared creme egg holder.

Doh!

RJnomore1 Fri 07-Apr-17 12:51:10

Felted.

Patriciathestripper1 Fri 07-Apr-17 12:58:15

Omg RJ. Did you get one too?
I can't stop looking at it 😂

Patriciathestripper1 Fri 07-Apr-17 12:59:36

Laughing at it blush

JonesyAndTheSalad Fri 07-Apr-17 13:01:36

It's a beautiful, felted vagina tulip meant to hold a creme egg.

It looks inflamed - have you tried Canestan?

grin

MovingtoParadise Fri 07-Apr-17 13:23:37

Your vulva is very beautiful

#bodypositive grin

Floggingmolly Fri 07-Apr-17 13:23:40

grin
Has she not given you any clues as to what she intended it to be?

TheProblemOfSusan Fri 07-Apr-17 13:29:02

I love how they celebrate womanhood in primary schools these days confused

Zaphodsotherhead Fri 07-Apr-17 13:35:08

It does look a bit...sore.

I'd be careful of poking anything in it.

Mummysh0rtlegs Fri 07-Apr-17 13:36:10

a badly packed kebab?

RiversrunWoodville Fri 07-Apr-17 13:39:01

Did your fanny come with or without a creme egg? grin
Actually dd is due home soon god knows what could be coming here

WatchingFromTheWings Fri 07-Apr-17 13:39:08

😂

RaspberryOverloadsOnChilli Fri 07-Apr-17 13:39:29

No real comments from me but <sniggers>

EssentialHummus Fri 07-Apr-17 13:41:13

You'll want to keep that for her wedding speeches grin

MothertotheLordsofmisrule Fri 07-Apr-17 13:42:06

It'll look like it's giving birth if you stick a creme egg in there.

CakesAreBiscuitsToo Fri 07-Apr-17 13:44:18

An egg popping out of it would just make it even more frightening!

I bet the teachers had a good giggle.

Fanjo egg dispenser grin

cjt110 Fri 07-Apr-17 13:49:43

I spot the creme egg in the background. Clearly it is meant as it's vestibule....

Olympiathequeen Fri 07-Apr-17 13:50:49

Omg. That's so funny. Maybe put some plastic flowers in to make it look less like a furry muff!

Mummyoflittledragon Fri 07-Apr-17 13:53:39

A felted ladies flower ripe?

BreakfastAtSquiffanys Fri 07-Apr-17 13:54:27

Stick an eggcup /Mooncup in it

BillSykesDog Fri 07-Apr-17 13:55:21

Quick, get it on Antiques Roadshow. It's a porno faberge.

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