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What in dear god? (Lighthearted)

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Patriciathestripper1 · 07/04/2017 12:47

Or should I hide it if people come round?
Dd brought her latest creation home for Easter (made it at school) she's 10 and very proud of it.
Thoughts please on what you think it could be..,,
I know what I first thought of. Wink

What in dear god? (Lighthearted)
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00100001 · 07/04/2017 12:48

BAHAHAHHAHAH


SHE MADE YOU AN EASTER PUNANI

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00100001 · 07/04/2017 12:49

Sorry for all caps Blush

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RJnomore1 · 07/04/2017 12:51

It's quite obviously a fanny hand feared creme egg holder.

Doh!

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RJnomore1 · 07/04/2017 12:51

Felted.

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Patriciathestripper1 · 07/04/2017 12:58

Omg RJ. Did you get one too?
I can't stop looking at it 😂

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Patriciathestripper1 · 07/04/2017 12:59

Laughing at it Blush

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JonesyAndTheSalad · 07/04/2017 13:01

It's a beautiful, felted vagina tulip meant to hold a creme egg.

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 07/04/2017 13:21

It looks inflamed - have you tried Canestan?

Grin

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MovingtoParadise · 07/04/2017 13:23

Your vulva is very beautiful

#bodypositive Grin

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Floggingmolly · 07/04/2017 13:23

Grin
Has she not given you any clues as to what she intended it to be?

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TheProblemOfSusan · 07/04/2017 13:29

I love how they celebrate womanhood in primary schools these days Confused

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Zaphodsotherhead · 07/04/2017 13:35

It does look a bit...sore.

I'd be careful of poking anything in it.

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Mummysh0rtlegs · 07/04/2017 13:36

a badly packed kebab?

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RiversrunWoodville · 07/04/2017 13:39

Did your fanny come with or without a creme egg? Grin
Actually dd is due home soon god knows what could be coming here

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WatchingFromTheWings · 07/04/2017 13:39

😂

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RaspberryOverloadsOnChilli · 07/04/2017 13:39

No real comments from me but

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EssentialHummus · 07/04/2017 13:41

You'll want to keep that for her wedding speeches Grin

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MothertotheLordsofmisrule · 07/04/2017 13:42

It'll look like it's giving birth if you stick a creme egg in there.

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CakesAreBiscuitsToo · 07/04/2017 13:44

An egg popping out of it would just make it even more frightening!

I bet the teachers had a good giggle.

Fanjo egg dispenser Grin

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cjt110 · 07/04/2017 13:49

I spot the creme egg in the background. Clearly it is meant as it's vestibule....

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Olympiathequeen · 07/04/2017 13:50

Omg. That's so funny. Maybe put some plastic flowers in to make it look less like a furry muff!

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Mummyoflittledragon · 07/04/2017 13:53

A felted ladies flower ripe?

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BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 07/04/2017 13:54

Stick an eggcup /Mooncup in it

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BillSykesDog · 07/04/2017 13:55

Quick, get it on Antiques Roadshow. It's a porno faberge.

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FurryLittleTwerp · 07/04/2017 13:55

It looks like genitals a burst abscess to me.

Creme egg filling would make lovely pus Grin

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