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To expect my dh to wash his hands before sex?

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Booshbeesh Sun 02-Apr-17 22:19:34

I HATE the thought of his fingers anywhere near my nuni if he hasnt given them a good scrub first... food, touched money, all kinds of stuff, been out n about. Is that U?

QODRestYeMerryGentlemen Sun 02-Apr-17 22:20:41

I have never thought about it but my husband always bathes or showers as ya know, dicks have piss in them

Booshbeesh Sun 02-Apr-17 22:23:13

What he showers every single time before u have sex?!?!

Sparklingbrook Sun 02-Apr-17 22:23:21

I am guessing spontaneity isn't your thing.

Do you scrub your hands too?

TyneTeas Sun 02-Apr-17 22:23:54

Never thought about it

Doublevodkaredbull Sun 02-Apr-17 22:24:02

No quickie in the alley for you then OP?

ClemDanfango Sun 02-Apr-17 22:24:46

It must be a bit of a mood killer though?
Has anyone ever got fanny rot from unwashed hands?

Wishiwasmoiradingle2017 Sun 02-Apr-17 22:24:53

Hand gel on the bedside cabinet?

Happyandhungry Sun 02-Apr-17 22:24:56

How boring.

donajimena Sun 02-Apr-17 22:25:29

For real?

TheNaze73 Sun 02-Apr-17 22:25:42

Are you for real? Don't you just intuitively get hold of each other, in the moment?

DedicationToSparkleMotion Sun 02-Apr-17 22:25:50

Has literally never crossed my mind. I like to throw down whenever I fancy it, would totally ruin the mood to insist he went and washed his hands.

Sparklingbrook Sun 02-Apr-17 22:26:06

So if your DH goes off to wash his hands unexpectedly you know it's your lucky night.

DonaldStott Sun 02-Apr-17 22:26:13

Keep some sanitizer by the bed. Nothing could kill the mood like 'go and wash yer'ands'!!

MrsChopper Sun 02-Apr-17 22:26:26

Guessing it's noted in the calendar 3 days in advance too, OP wink

Nope, never crossed my mind in the heat of the moment!

magimedi Sun 02-Apr-17 22:27:14



PortiaCastis Sun 02-Apr-17 22:27:19

Yeah I make him stick his dick in the penis beaker

SingingGoldfinch Sun 02-Apr-17 22:27:22

Meanwhile your 'nuni' is utterly germ free!?!?!? hmm

Sparklingbrook Sun 02-Apr-17 22:27:36

He could put some surgical gloves on perhaps.

MelinaMercury Sun 02-Apr-17 22:28:34

Oohhh NO wishiwasmoiradingle, what it it got mixed up with the lube?! Ouch! grin

ClemDanfango Sun 02-Apr-17 22:28:35

"Ooo baby yeah that's it right...wait have you washed your hands?"

TisMeTheLadFromTheBar Sun 02-Apr-17 22:29:07

I've never given it much thought. confused

MrsTerryPratchett Sun 02-Apr-17 22:29:10

Nuni? <snigger>

Love the idea that you find showers before sex weird but scrubbing hands normal. Unless you're not a genuine poster. shock

GotToGetMyFingerOut Sun 02-Apr-17 22:29:57

Can't say it's ever crossed my mind to be honest.

PortiaCastis Sun 02-Apr-17 22:30:06

Hey nunni nunni and a ho nunni nunni

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