I need to write "cock piss surname" on someone's car. Where can I buy washable car paint today?

[DanDanDanDanDan]

Need it for tomorrow

Tia

[BigGreenOlives]

Just write it in the dust, I'm sure their car is dirty

[wizzywig]

Tyga-lilley?

[floraeasy]

Are you Alan Partridge, then?

[floraeasy]

Ask that Geordie to help you, even if you can't understand a word he says...!

[ImsorryTommy]

Don't forget to get two types so you can change it to cook pass surname

[floraeasy]

Sounds like you have rude daubing on your car.

Can you still drive the car?

[DanDanDanDanDan]

Sadly the car is grotty but not grotty enough.
I'm considering using washable finger paint but worried in case it doesn't actually wash and my April fool turns in to April vandalism...

[floraeasy]

The person will be driving around in what's basically an obscene publication, you realise that?

[floraeasy]

DAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!

[DanDanDanDanDan]

Sadly, also, I don't have my own Geordie to do it for me.

[DanDanDanDanDan]

flora

[ImsorryTommy]

Scum. Subhuman scum.

[LiviaDrusillaAugusta]

An April Fool joke involving vandalising property? Ummm okay...

[pinkblink]

Washable paint is hardly vandalising....

[NSEA]

Lolz @livia

This is funny.

Wilko sells crayola washable paint. Go for good quality and ensure its cleaned soon after applying!

[floraeasy]

Vandals, eh, Mr. Partridge? You know, it makes you wonder what it’s all about.

Aye. You know, vandals. You know, what is it all about?

You know, what I reckon is, if they had themselves proper jobs, they wouldn’t be up to all this, you know, larking every night.

What I’m saying is, like, if they had themselves proper jobs, you know, for them to go to, they wouldn’t do it. You know, a lot of them’s from broken homes.

[DanDanDanDanDan]

He vandalised my pelvic floor with his three humongous children, "cock piss surname" seems fair payback

[floraeasy]

This thread has made me realise I'd better come up with something for tomorrow myself.

[DanDanDanDanDan]

I never bother Flora, but I've had this in my head for ages so I thought I might as well get round to it tomorrow

[floraeasy]

LOL!

Instead of paint, you could use black tape stuff to make out the words? That would take more time though, I imagine.

[floraeasy]

Don't forget to call your DH with a message from P. Nesshead

[beargrass]

crayon comes off, right? www.edu-quip.co.uk/prod/25399/giant-crayon-pattern-marker

[Longji]

Chalk pens on the back windscreen? Can get them in hobby craft

[Longji]

Shaving foam takes off paintwork just FYI

[GeillisTheWitch]

Use lipstick on the windscreen.