I am trying to have important, grown up, serious discussions, and it has gratuitously grown a penis.
I thought the whole point of small cactus like plants in pretty pots was that they just sit on your desk, not dying, even if you forget about them for weeks on end. But apparently their actual plan is to surreptitiously send up a penis which you won't notice till half way through a meeting, and then won't really be able to look away from.
Don't tell me it's some kind of flowering body, because it is definitely a penis. It has been drooping slowly over the last hours and now I have to decide whether to risk a post watering erection or not.
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to think my office pot plant is openly mocking me?
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Morphene · 29/03/2017 17:14
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