aibu to ask if michael jackson is still alive?

[mammyoftwo]

with an impending tour that was bound to deteriorate his health further, is it possible he faked his own death and is living somewhere incognitno?

[Crankycunt]

With Elvis perhaps?

[RandomDent]

And the original Paul McCartney.

[Wolfiefan]

And Shergar.

[KarmaKit]

He'd have to be very fucking incognito wouldn't he. Not someone who could blend into the background.

[ilovesooty]

And Lord Lucian.

[Gabilan]

They could form a supergroup with John Lennon.

[chastenedButStillSmiling]

You're not unreasonable to ask, but it doesn't make him any less dead, I don't think.

[ooerrmissus]

Karma he could have had plastic surgery......

[mammyoftwo]

a private island somewhere?

[KarmaKit]

Michael Jackson, plastic surgery? NEVER.

[WorraLiberty]

YANBU

Annie just rang and said he's OK.

[LiveLifeWithPassion]

I heard he was living in Dubai with his brother, hiding himself under a veil.....

[Sparkletastic]

Yeah.
He dead.

[Wishiwasmoiradingle2017]

Just seen him down the chip shop with Elvis. . .

[ophiotaurus]

Had to post this...

[BrieAndChilli]

On a serious note I really don't think he would have done that to his kids.

[TizzyDongue]

Ah, but his kids could be with him and the ones that we see are replacements. Just like Paul McCarthy.

Make a lot of sense too if he's living with the original Paul.

[mammyoftwo]

fair point brie, the whole thing at his death seemed so surreal though, something doesn't add up

[Gabilan]

I was expecting him to die years before he actually did.

Still, if he is living somewhere incognito, perhaps he's moved to the dark side of the moon.

[BIWI]

Something doesn't add up? Don't be daft!

[JamesDelaneysHat]

Karmakit

[whatsthecomingoverthehill]

I'm quite intrigued by people who go in for conspiracy theories. It just seems odd that you see something that doesn't look quite normal and rather than seem explanations as to why that might be they instead go off on all sorts of flights of fancy, ignoring anything that backs up what did happen and instead clutching to anything no matter how tenuous that could be used to cast doubt on it.

[SaucyJack]

I thought he was married to Amir Khan these days?

[PaulAnkaTheDog]

What doesn't add up OP?