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aibu to ask if michael jackson is still alive?

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mammyoftwo Sun 26-Mar-17 20:59:08

with an impending tour that was bound to deteriorate his health further, is it possible he faked his own death and is living somewhere incognitno?

Crankycunt Sun 26-Mar-17 21:00:28

With Elvis perhaps?

RandomDent Sun 26-Mar-17 21:01:36

And the original Paul McCartney.

Wolfiefan Sun 26-Mar-17 21:02:04

And Shergar.

KarmaKit Sun 26-Mar-17 21:02:32

He'd have to be very fucking incognito wouldn't he. Not someone who could blend into the background.

ilovesooty Sun 26-Mar-17 21:02:49

And Lord Lucian.

Gabilan Sun 26-Mar-17 21:02:53

They could form a supergroup with John Lennon.

chastenedButStillSmiling Sun 26-Mar-17 21:03:30

You're not unreasonable to ask, but it doesn't make him any less dead, I don't think.

ooerrmissus Sun 26-Mar-17 21:03:33

Karma he could have had plastic surgery......

HecateAntaia Sun 26-Mar-17 21:03:54

i hope not, considering he had an autopsy.

mammyoftwo Sun 26-Mar-17 21:04:01

a private island somewhere?

KarmaKit Sun 26-Mar-17 21:04:24

Michael Jackson, plastic surgery? NEVER.

WorraLiberty Sun 26-Mar-17 21:05:13

YANBU

Annie just rang and said he's OK.

LiveLifeWithPassion Sun 26-Mar-17 21:05:22

I heard he was living in Dubai with his brother, hiding himself under a veil.....

Sparkletastic Sun 26-Mar-17 21:06:17

Yeah.
He dead.

Wishiwasmoiradingle2017 Sun 26-Mar-17 21:06:59

Just seen him down the chip shop with Elvis. . .

ophiotaurus Sun 26-Mar-17 21:07:43

Had to post this...

BrieAndChilli Sun 26-Mar-17 21:09:41

On a serious note I really don't think he would have done that to his kids.

TizzyDongue Sun 26-Mar-17 21:12:18

Ah, but his kids could be with him and the ones that we see are replacements. Just like Paul McCarthy.

Make a lot of sense too if he's living with the original Paul.

mammyoftwo Sun 26-Mar-17 21:12:27

fair point brie, the whole thing at his death seemed so surreal though, something doesn't add up

Gabilan Sun 26-Mar-17 21:17:16

I was expecting him to die years before he actually did.

Still, if he is living somewhere incognito, perhaps he's moved to the dark side of the moon.

BIWI Sun 26-Mar-17 21:18:56

Something doesn't add up? Don't be daft!

JamesDelaneysHat Sun 26-Mar-17 21:22:19

Karmakit grin

whatsthecomingoverthehill Sun 26-Mar-17 21:24:29

I'm quite intrigued by people who go in for conspiracy theories. It just seems odd that you see something that doesn't look quite normal and rather than seem explanations as to why that might be they instead go off on all sorts of flights of fancy, ignoring anything that backs up what did happen and instead clutching to anything no matter how tenuous that could be used to cast doubt on it.

SaucyJack Sun 26-Mar-17 21:26:42

I thought he was married to Amir Khan these days?

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