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To politely ask for a psychic reading?

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Margaritaisme Sun 26-Mar-17 17:56:15

Feeling a bit desperate and would like hope smile

Libitina Sun 26-Mar-17 18:02:23

A 'psychic' reading will not help you. Is there anything that the MN collective can help you with?

Margaritaisme Sun 26-Mar-17 18:05:13

It's light-hearted - anyone who fancies a go, i'd be intrigued and take it with a pinch of salt! Similar threads have been successful I believe smile

expatinscotland Sun 26-Mar-17 18:06:17

I'm curious as to how it's possible to do a 'psychic reading' at all (it isn't) much less over the internet.

MissAdaSmith Sun 26-Mar-17 18:08:07

but psychic readings are nothing but BS. how would that help?

outofmydepth45 Sun 26-Mar-17 18:09:18


Margaritaisme Sun 26-Mar-17 18:09:49

I guess it's a horoscope style thing - for comfort! I don't believe but I know some do and am intrigued. Something to make me smile would be a bonus

Bottlesoflove Sun 26-Mar-17 18:14:31

Ok here goes...

You have been through a tough period recently. You are just starting to feel like you are almost ready to give up. However you are a fighter and you are determined to change your life for the better.

Ring any bells? If you respond it will strengthen the connection and I'll be able to predict more...

Margaritaisme Sun 26-Mar-17 18:19:14

Haha bottleoflove that's the kind of thing winkgrin Thank you flowers

Keep it coming smile

WaegukSaram Sun 26-Mar-17 18:24:51

OK, I'll give it a shot.

<presses fingers to temples and concentrates>

For the most part you are a cheerful and friendly person but there has been a time in the past when you felt very low. You still think about that period at points and you haven’t fully gotten over it, or properly dealt with it yet, but you will in time. I feel that you are experiencing some tension or problems with a friend or relative at the moment. You can expect some great life changes in the future, and they will mostly be positive, leaving you with a greater conviction of character.

Trills Sun 26-Mar-17 18:29:43

My psychic reading says that you are sometimes a little too trusting for your own good.

Margaritaisme Sun 26-Mar-17 18:31:31

For the avoidance of doubt I do have a healthy cynicism for this kind of stuff... it is just a bit of fun. Thanks to those who are joining in

FlyingElbows Sun 26-Mar-17 18:32:19

I predict that you really want to be a called Barry and be a fireman. Nah, I nicked that from someone who had a "psychic" reading of a horse. How a horse wants to be a fireman is beyond me!

Leeloo2 Sun 26-Mar-17 18:38:22

You are reaching a crossroads in your life. It may be one you're already aware of, but if not it'll become evidentin the near future. Although the decision you have to make may seem hard, or indeed impossible, be comforted because people around you will be able to offer some support when you need it.

When you back at this decision in the future, you will be aware that you made the only possible choice for your circumstances at the time, that it was the right choice for you and those closest to you. You will also wish you had been kinder to yourself when times were hard, looked after yourself a little more and accepted any offers of help (however small), so try to remember that now.

ChrisYoungFuckingRocks Sun 26-Mar-17 18:39:02

There is a huge difference between psychic readings and spiritual readings btw. With psychic readings the medium gets the 'information' from you, and your energy. A bit hard to do over the internet lol, with no physical presence.

I do (or used to do, before DC) spiritual readings.

But here goes wink. There's a fluffy bunny called Nelson somewhere who wants you to be his mommy. If you find Nelson, you'll find happiness. 😂😂😂😂

lottieandmia Sun 26-Mar-17 18:40:54

I think there is a spiritual realm for sure. But harnessing occult powers in any way can be dangerous.

Universitychallenging Sun 26-Mar-17 18:43:00

Here's my reading for you.

This psychic nonsense is all a croc of shit.



steppedonlego Sun 26-Mar-17 18:53:41

You sometimes feel like you are invisible, and that people don't recognise everything that you do. It sometimes feel that you're putting in 100% for your loved ones and they give hardly anything in return. Rest assured that whilst your efforts may be unnoticed at the moment, they are being seen and will be remembered. Your reward is coming.

Margaritaisme Sun 26-Mar-17 18:53:48

Hahahaha thanks all 😂

Can I please have a spiritual reading Chris?!

Heinousfauxpas Sun 26-Mar-17 18:56:33

OK here goes:

Your Great Great Grandmother is with me now. She says things will get better and how things are now are not how they always will be. Don't fight how you feel. Life will not always be ok. There will be truly shit times and we need to admit that yes, things are shitty right now and it's ok to feel sad/desperate or whatever else you feel.

She says if there is anything anyone can help you with then to get all the help you can.

She also says she really doesn't like the wallpaper in the hall and is asking whatever were you thinking of when you were in the queue at B&Q.

LellyMcKelly Sun 26-Mar-17 19:10:14

Ok, here's one from Psychic Lelly:

Someone you know with an M in his name says 'Hi, I like what you've done with your hair. The highlights really suit you. Next week's lottery numbers are 12, 17, 22, 32, 41, and 47. The bonus ball is 4. I've left a big bag of jewellery in the mattress of the bed in the back room on the second floor'.

Your son, the one with an E in his name, will go to university or get an apprenticeship. He will get married and have a few kids.

You like to think of yourself as a nice person, but you worry that you are too judgemental, and gossip too much. You sometimes put off to tomorrow what you can do today, but your Windows and doors are immaculate. You worry about your eldest child, and your marriage/partnership isn't quite what you want it to be.

You come across as assertive, but you inwardly quake when you have to talk to someone about an issue. You want to lose a bit of weight and wish you could be more fashionable. You think you would like to wear high heels occasionally, but always end up in flats.

Margaritaisme Sun 26-Mar-17 19:17:18

These are great grin in order to ahem give the spirit guides some direction:

I'm 24
Doing well at work but personal life somewhat lacking! Although have lots of friends

ChrisYoungFuckingRocks Sun 26-Mar-17 19:27:16

Can I please have a spiritual reading Chris?!

Gosh Margarita, I haven't done a reading in years lol. I'd have to 'tune in' first, and that's a bit hard to do with the DC running around like maniacs and every time I try and meditate these days I fall asleep.

Let me have a think and see if I can still get myself in the right place to do one.

I think one of the strangest ones I've had was when, one night at an 80s disco, with loud music blaring, there was this Chinese guy standing behind one of the ladies in my group. He was exceptionally tall for a Chinese man, and really good looking. He wouldn't go away! I then had to try and shout to her, over the music, about the guy standing behind her. She was in tears, and said it was her late fiance who had died a year before.

I was on a date once, and when I went to the loo, this blonde lady was standing in front of me. I kept seeing lots of red and yellow. She followed me back to the table, and also wouldn't leave. I mentioned to my date (who later became my b/friend), and described the lady and the colours. It turned out it was a friend of his who had died on the operating table when they perforated her bladder and she bled to death (yellow/red).

One of the funniest was one day at work when my extremely sceptical colleague and I were having a discussion about this, and about my late husband occasionally 'popping' in. My b/friend (same one from above), had sent me flowers, and they were sitting on top of the filing cabinet. Colleague said he absolutely did not believe in this rubbish. At which point the vase of flowers lifted up and dropped off the filing cabinet lol. It was hilarious - you should've seen his face! I've never quite seen anybody go that colour before.

I've had loads of others - they used to pop up at the most unexpected times lol - but nothing recently. I've been able to 'see dead people' since I was a little girl.

Margaritaisme Sun 26-Mar-17 19:38:09

That's crazy Chris!!

And thank you flowers

whirlygirly Sun 26-Mar-17 19:45:46

Chris, my friend has very similar experiences. The only times I've seen things has been with her.

A friend lost something random at home the other day and not in seriousness asked us all where on earth it could be. I described where it turned out to be exactly - came straight into my head. I had a housemate who used to do the same.

Op, I can't do you a reading but thinking about you, the name Michael popped into my mind. Random grin

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