Fireman Sam

[hoopdeloop]

1. Norman, Sarah and James' parents should all be reported to SS for the number of times they have had to be rescued.
   
2. Fireman Sam's hands are faaaaar too big for his body
   
3. Bronwyn is fiddling the books if she thinks she has had a million customers there are 20 sodding people in Pontypandy

[TinfoilHattie]

Still think Fireman Sam is secretly Norman's father.

[CommonSenseIsNotAllThatCommon]

Big hands big gloves

[hoopdeloop]

I agree that Fireman Sam has been using his hose for more than putting out fires

[Nanasueathome]

I think that Fireman Sam has had Botox
He has no lines or wrinkles

[Awwlookatmybabyspider]

love fireman Sam.

[Eyre89]

Dylis too. Norman practically keeps them in their jobs. I'd have been tempted to stop rescuing him as he's never grateful and never learns.

[hoopdeloop]

I worry for the safety of Pontypandy with Elvis on the crew

[Trudij123]

I've come to the conclusion that I've been single far too long - last week I found myself thinking that Fireman Sam is quite a hunk and I wouldn't mind a threesome with him and Elvis.
I'm also intrigued where all the people who live in the other houses go - pontypandy is quite a big town yet you only ever see about twelve people....

[TyneTeas]

I think this says it all

www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2014/feb/07/fireman-sam-the-worst-childrens-programme-ever

[StandardNameHere]

Norman is such a little shit.
Surely he should have an Asbo by now with the amount of fires/ accidents he has caused!

[WhereTheFuckIsWonderWoman]

I miss Fireman Sam DD's 7 now so he's been gone a while.

These concerns have been around for a while but Pontypandy social services are really shit so I daresay generations to come will be concerned for the welfare of Satah, James and Norman

[WhereTheFuckIsWonderWoman]

Sarah

[Mummatron3000]

Why doesn't fireman Sam ever just lose his rag and scream "for fucks sake Norman Price stop fucking around and putting everyone in danger?!" "Fuck sake dilys he's not your little treasure he's a fucking menace to society! Start paying attention to what the little toerag is getting up to!" "Yes Trevor you cockwomble you fucking should have kept supervising those kids so that I don't have to clear up your shit again!"

[wickerlampshade]

You never see the episodes where the underwriters are there and the insurance company is quibbling about paying out for yet another fire caused by Norman leaving a cake in the oven or Mike doing something stupid.

[RedWineLush]

Useless trivia: Robert the Robot from Justin's House voices Fireman Sam (and the majority of the male characters)!!

[Whatdoesaturkeydo]

I think Sam is having an affair with tom
I think station officer Steele is normans dad and that he won't let anyone kick the wee shits arse

[3luckystars]

Himself and Norman are the only 2 with red hair.

[wickerlampshade]

There's an unfortunate episode where Tom has a sort of animal hospital up in the mountain rescue station and there is more than a bit of the Rolf Harris about him.

Station officer Steele is clearly modelled on some old duffer who ran a station that the firemen who wrote it worked in. And when are they going to arrest the resident arsonist?

[wickerlampshade]

Dilys is amusing on some of the later series - quit sexually predatory towards Trevor who looks terrified of her.

[minesapintofwine]

Fireman Sam is a glory boy. Turns up to every emergency be it police, fire, medical etc and ALWAYS takes all the credit.
Penny is the understated hero.

[Allthewaves]

Surely norman should be in young offenders by now.

The variety of vehicles is becoming staggering (or r they trying to sell toys)

Everyone seems to idiotic things except fireman sam

I think sam should be the first gay cartoon character and marry Tom Thomas

[SchnitzelvonKrummsverylowtum]

I now have the music they play when they are rescuing someone in my head.

I can't work out why anyone would hire Mike as a handyman - he has to get rescued every time he does anything!

[Paffle]

redwinelush fantastic children's tv trivia. Will you marry me?*

*not really. I'm already married.

[hoopdeloop]

Watched an episode today where Elvis was extremely distraught because he thought Dolly the dummy had been left in a burning building. Who the hell worries about a dummy? I'm surprised PontyPandy hasn't burnt to the ground with him on the team!

I also watched another episode where Dilys was getting overly excited for a camping trip with Trevor. Poor man looked absolutely petrified at the thought of going camping with her when clearly he was doing the whole of Pontypandy a favour and losing Norman in the forest

[PelvicFloorClenchReminder]

I thought Tom Thomas had something going on with Moose. They are a lovely couple.

I miss Bella Lasagne, and the way Mike Flood used to enjoy her spaghetti bollocknese.

My DS is in double figures now, I have to watch Fireman Sam secretly on netflix on my own