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To think this quinoa crust and knitted cashew mozzarella vegan pizza should be renamed the mumsnet pizza

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jdoe8 Thu 23-Mar-17 16:38:06

This has popped up in my facebook feed, I just instantly thought of MN. It's gluten free, soy free and even palm oil free and seems to fit with the bizarre vegan threads that pop up here. I'm tempted to make it for a difficult family member, lots of comments on facebook saying it's good, but it does feel a bit wrong

sonyaya Thu 23-Mar-17 16:40:03

I'll stick to Dominos personally but I'm sure it will go down very well with many MNers!

jdoe8 Thu 23-Mar-17 16:40:11

Not sure why the youtube video isn't showing - does facebook show if you paste that in?

SpongeBobJudgeyPants Thu 23-Mar-17 16:47:53

I can see it!

TheRealPooTroll Thu 23-Mar-17 17:23:08

The crust looks like pancake consistency and the white blobs of mush look absolutely vile. It might taste delicious though hmm

Scribblegirl Thu 23-Mar-17 17:25:24

I was totally on board until I saw that 'cheese' envy

jdoe8 Thu 23-Mar-17 18:40:25

Oh its showing now confused

Ha scribble what were you expecting from knitting your own "cheese"?

ButtonBoo Thu 23-Mar-17 19:00:39

Anything's better than the soddin' cauliflower rice risotto I made tonight. Dear god it was shite!

BarbarianMum Thu 23-Mar-17 19:08:08

On day 12 of the bsd here and I'd eat it in a second (not had my tea yet tonight).

BarbarianMum Thu 23-Mar-17 19:09:32

I'm not so hungry that I'd eat cauliflower rice though! I like cauliflower but that stuff is grim.

Eminybob Thu 23-Mar-17 19:10:57

That monstrosity has no business calling itself a pizza. Bleugh envy

ItsAllGoingToBeFine Thu 23-Mar-17 19:11:48

Meh, I'll stick to my nice vegan pizzas from ASDA, or a Meatless Feast from H&B. Just because we're vegans doesn't mean we knit lentils and drink kale smoothies...

PlayOnWurtz Thu 23-Mar-17 19:12:31

I'll stick to my dominoes thanks

Birdsgottaf1y Thu 23-Mar-17 19:29:08

What "bizarre Vegan threads"?

ButtonBoo Thu 23-Mar-17 19:31:26

Am doing the BSD too BarbarianMum. Week 3 for me. Going ok but that mushroom 'risotto' was miserable hmm

Glossolalia Thu 23-Mar-17 19:37:17

😷 I think I will stick to Dominoes, too.

araiwa Thu 23-Mar-17 20:36:33

pizza should sue that absolute mess under the trade descriptions act

what a pile of rot

describe it as the actual farce it is, because it is in no way a pizza

oh god my youtube is suggesting similar... god no

DeadGood Thu 23-Mar-17 21:25:34

ButtonBoo grin

Gallavich Thu 23-Mar-17 21:29:26

Oh my god
I'm a veggie and I like a good lentil stew and tofu product but that is heinous. It's not even hot! Quinoa biscuit, tomato purée and salty nutty slop. Yum.

Leeds2 Thu 23-Mar-17 21:55:55

Do they sell vegan pizzas in Asda, It'sAllGoing? I don't shop there, but I have never seen any in other supermarkets.

NeverTwerkNaked Thu 23-Mar-17 22:49:42

Pleas don't mock dietary "choices". I am the least lentil weavy person you can imagine. But my son was born severely allergic (anaphylactic) to all nuts, wheat, milk, eggs, soya, and fish. We don't have a bloody choice but to hunt out vegan gluten-free soya-free recipes.

kali110 Thu 23-Mar-17 23:02:58

That looks vile envy

BumWad Thu 23-Mar-17 23:09:20



jdoe8 Sat 25-Mar-17 15:06:40

Twerk I wasn't starting this to mock diets, I just found the home made kitted cheese and base interesting.

There is mounting evidence that a vegan diet is good for the planet and good for us. I couldn't give up cheese, but I do often have vegan days and I'm cutting out red meat.

I hope your son grows out of them flowers

SquidgeyMidgey Sat 25-Mar-17 15:21:52

That looks utterly disgusting, but cheese knitting is hilarious.

Twerk, that must make life tricky flowers

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