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notanothernamechangebabes Wed 15-Mar-17 17:15:50

The use of this:biscuit

Assume is a biscuit. A jammy dodger ???

WTF does it meeeeannnn???? I see it in about 100000 different contexts on here and feel like I'm not in the gang.

Please tell me- before I go raid my own (off limits due to diet) biscuit tin in despair!

honeysucklejasmine Wed 15-Mar-17 17:17:27

Most commonly it means "you're taking the biscuit" or "ffs you goady fucker"

notanothernamechangebabes Wed 15-Mar-17 17:18:38

Ahhhhhhhhh

Excellent.

Is it ever used ... kindly? Like "here, have a biscuit. You look like you need one"

I may historically have used it in that way.... blush

AllTheWittyNamesAreGone Wed 15-Mar-17 17:23:03

I like use at as an arsehole emoji

I.e. 'don't be a goady biscuit'

Miniwookie Wed 15-Mar-17 17:24:37

It's never used kindly. You need these cakebrewwineflowers for that!

CigarsofthePharoahs Wed 15-Mar-17 17:24:50

Its sometimes a sort of "no comment" as in the circumstances of the thread are so off the wall there's nothing really to say.

lavenderandrose Wed 15-Mar-17 17:25:51

Gordon Brown did a web chat.

GB was asked 'what is your favourite biscuit?'
GB replied 'no comment.'
The biscuit is therefore taken to mean 'no comment.' Or, 'fuck off.' grin

AllTheWittyNamesAreGone Wed 15-Mar-17 17:26:34

When did we get this beautygin

lavenderandrose Wed 15-Mar-17 17:27:08

After Zombie died.

gin

Crowdblundering Wed 15-Mar-17 17:27:27

I may historically have used it in that way.... blush

grin

AllTheWittyNamesAreGone Wed 15-Mar-17 17:28:13

Ahhh, I see gin

notanothernamechangebabes Wed 15-Mar-17 17:33:14

Ah. Bummers.

Or indeed- bum holes biscuit

notanothernamechangebabes Wed 15-Mar-17 17:34:47

Also pissing myself at GBs webchat. That is SO Gordon Brown.

Off topic- but I'm starting to miss the Blair years. Even the brown years. Bet Hammond doesn't even eat biscuits. Just the souls of small limited company owners.

honeysucklejasmine Wed 15-Mar-17 17:56:39

Just the souls of small limited company owners.

Funniest thing i have read in ages grin

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