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to leave fake shopping lists written by DD in the trolley

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kineticmagnetic Mon 13-Mar-17 10:47:16

Since discovering on here that people read and judge on other people's shopping lists they find I've been doing this.

Is it very bad to get DD to write lists such as:

Beer
Crisps
Bread
Chicken nuggets
Gin
Vodka
Cigs
Peas
Nappies

ClaudiaWankleman Mon 13-Mar-17 10:48:08

What is wrong with peas?

WorraLiberty Mon 13-Mar-17 10:49:16

You need to add quinoa and then (Lolz, just jokin) in brackets grin

kineticmagnetic Mon 13-Mar-17 10:51:22

Peas are a must on every shopping list.

Bloopbleep Mon 13-Mar-17 10:52:19

Forgot condoms and morning after pill

LurkingHusband Mon 13-Mar-17 10:52:43

Have yet to see one of my lists mentioned on MN ...

StorminaBcup Mon 13-Mar-17 10:53:25

You need a random abbreviation.

Screwinthetuna Mon 13-Mar-17 10:53:59

I'd go with

Breast feeding pads
Ciggies
Voddy
Lube
Quails eggs

ClemDanfango Mon 13-Mar-17 10:54:35

Hot dogs!

WorraLiberty Mon 13-Mar-17 10:55:41

Copy of the Daily Mail

Fruit Shoots

Large Vagisil

xStefx Mon 13-Mar-17 10:56:17

sound like you have found my genuine list :-)

I like screwinthetuna's list lol

kineticmagnetic Mon 13-Mar-17 10:59:28

Oooooh, I could add loads...

Pregnancy vitamins maybe?

kineticmagnetic Mon 13-Mar-17 11:00:39

DD is only 6 so not sure on condoms and morning after pill making the list but she does know it's the just funny list.

AndHoldTheBun Mon 13-Mar-17 11:04:06

It will help her spelling, try working up to a few more challenging product names, from a variety of food groups and the non grocery area, to confuse and intrigue those who find the lists...

Bombay Bad boy x 7

Organic gluten free pasta

Value dog food- the one with the brown dog like Chester

Ball of butchers twine

2 alarm clocks, one cream/one black.

A small aubergine

Toms, tiny

4 value shower gel, blue

Cheapest 14% wine x3

Cheese, several

2 packets of "items"

Paracetamol

pinkblink Mon 13-Mar-17 11:07:07

Lube
Cucumber
Disposable camera
Chocolate hobnobs (for after wink)

kineticmagnetic Mon 13-Mar-17 11:08:42

Hahahahaha pink blink!!!!

BarbaraofSeville Mon 13-Mar-17 11:15:52

Coco pops x 2
Milk
7 Rustlers
7 Pot Noodles (not green ones)
Crisps
Vodka
Bog roll

BarbaraofSeville Mon 13-Mar-17 11:17:21

Obviously a list like the one I posted above should be left in Waitrose for added intrigue.

user1489402865 Mon 13-Mar-17 11:19:05

40 Fags
3 Litres White Lightning Cider
Monster Munch Multi Pack
Folic Acid

MycatsaPirate Mon 13-Mar-17 11:19:34

You need some confusing things on it.

Like 'green tins x 3'

So that if it ends up on here then we can all argue over which green tins it may be.

AYankinSpanx Mon 13-Mar-17 11:19:55

Mummys wine
Daddies beer
Pack cake's
Teddy bear ham
Frostie's
Toilet brush
Squirty cream
X strength Value cider
Folic asid
Disney Plaster's

DJBaggySmalls Mon 13-Mar-17 11:21:06

Own Brand Baileys
2 oz Golden Virginia
King Sized Rizlas
Bog Brush
Disposable nappies
Lard

HappyFlappy Mon 13-Mar-17 11:21:26

You ould add a wire coat hanger to that user

HappyFlappy Mon 13-Mar-17 11:22:09

*could - not ould

grin

(peeing myself laughing at some of these)

YetAnotherSpartacus Mon 13-Mar-17 11:23:19

Andhold - was that a 'Goodness Gracious Me' reference (the smaaaaall aubergine)?

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